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OLD BILL: "Doctor, you've got to help me – I just can't stop my hands from shaking!"

DOCTOR: "Do you drink a lot of coffee?"

OLD BILL: "Not really – I spill most of it!"

#caffeine #jokes #haha #laughter #lol #humor #medicine
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THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE a car can have is a rearview
mirror… with a patrol car in it.

#safetyFirst #driveSafe
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Happy New Year - 2017 - from everyone at +SLDigest 01

#newYearsEve
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Epic Job Fails

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but...
I got canned; I couldn’t concentrate.

#florida #living #citrus #occupations #funny #lol #haha #laughter #humor #sunshine #state
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WIFE’S TEXT TO HUSBAND on a frosty morning: “Windows
frozen!” Husband’s reply: “Pour lukewarm water over it.” Wife’s reply five minutes later: “Computer completely messed up now.”

#lol #haha #humor #funny #jokes #laughter #marriage #microsoft #vista #winter
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THE OFFICE EXECUTIVE asks his boss, “Sir, may I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law?” The boss has a quick short answer. “Certainly not! You have a lot of work to catch up on.” The executive replies, “Thank you so much, sir! I knew you would understand.”

#inlaws #jokes #humor #haha #lol #laughter #funny #job
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A MAN WENT TO the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant. “No, no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

#humor #jokes #laughter #haha #lol #funny
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12 Days of Christmas Kindness:

“Best of all, Christmas means a spirit of love, a time when the love of God and the love of our fellow men should prevail over all hatred and bitterness, a time when our thoughts and deeds and the spirit of our lives manifest the presence of God.”

~ George F. McDougall

#tistheseason #holidays #family #ChristmasEve #HappyHolidays #MerryChristmas
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12 Days of Christmas Kindness:

“Christmas is not a time or a season but a state of mind. To cherish peace and good will, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.”
~ Calvin Coolidge, 1927

#tistheseason #president #quotes #holidays
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12 Days of Christmas Kindness:

“It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.”
~ W.T. Ellis

#tistheseason #holidays
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