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Some facts about Rajnikant from his films:

1. Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant!

2. In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 g...angsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3. Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Rajnikant waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… the gangster dies…

4. Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
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Ek aadmi USA se apni ma ko phone karta hai.... Ma mujhe AIDS ho gaya hai
Ma--- Tu wapas mat aa beta
Agar tu aaya toh Teri Biwi ko AIDS hoga, Teri Biwi se tere bhai ko, Tere Bhai se Nokrani ko, Nokrani se tere Baba ko, Tere Baba se Teri Mausi k, Teri Mausi se Tere Mausa ko, Tere Mausa se Mujhe, Mujh se humare Driver ko, DRIVER se teri Behen ko aur agar behen ko ho gaya toh SARE GAON KO ho jayega beta.....:-D
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A couple in a park on their 1st date...
Dey were shy n didn't speak to each other
D boy pretended to be busy on the ground n nervously uttered,
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"Ummmmm....., do u eat grass???"
hehehe :-D
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Aj mene ek police wale ko daata. Bohot bahaduri dikha raha tha, par mene uski band baja dali. Bada maza aya by god. mere friend k papa bhi hass pare....:-P
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Some definitions for life---
Smile: It brings a difference :-)
Cry: Holding those emotions in your heart is bad for u:-(
Kiss: It is the most wonderful way to express ur love in the world:-*
Laugh: What's the point hiding happiness?:-D
Apologise: U don't wanna lose some1 spcl:-(
Hug: There's no better feeling than being wrapped up warmly by some1 u love:-)
Live: Because life brings it all !
KEEP SMILING:-) :-)
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MEN MEN MEN!!!

If we advise dem, dey think we r dominating!!!
If not, we r not doing anything

If we agree to all their likes, we r sweet
If we don't, we r not understanding

If they call us, they r missing us
If we call, we r disturbing them

If they ask u anything, its their right
If we ask, we r interfering

If they care, they love us
If we care, we are over possessive

So HATS OFF to all girls who tolerate these men!!!
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A boy was walking in rain.
A girl came and asked--"y don't u share my umbrella with me?"
Boy said, "It's ok sister" & walked away
Moral-----







Moral woral kuch nahi.....Ladki sundar nahi thi!!!
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BHOJPURI names of movies-----
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE---Eee na ho payi bhaiya
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 2--- Hum phir se kahi ee na ho payi bhaiya
TITANIC---Nauka dele dhokha
ANACONDA--- Aadmi k khaye wala sapwa
3 IDIOTS--- Teen go burbak
and d best one;;;;;

GHAJINI---Takla ka badla
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