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Daries Allani
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How could it take you five minutes to cook your grits... when it takes the entire grit-eating world, TWENTY minutes?
How could it take you five minutes to cook your grits... when it takes the entire grit-eating world, TWENTY minutes?

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Happy Father's Day to all the pet Dads out there too!... For bringing home the kibble, throwing the ball 700 times, long walks, all the belly scratches & morning poop pick-ups. Cheers!
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One who chases two rabbits catches neither.
#focus
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GIVE ME THE SIX!!... I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM IN THERE!!!

#iphone6 #ineedit #applewhore
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When I said bring over snacks... I didn't mean carrots and celery and dip and shit.
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If you have chemistry you only need one other thing: timing... And timing is a bitch.

#HIMYM
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No thanks High School Reunion...
If I wanted to spend ridiculous money to be surrounded by people I hate, I'd go to a Bieber concert.
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Unicorns are real...
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MLK memorial- DC
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They should have named the new Liam Neeson movie
Taken 2: Electric Boogaloo

...I think we missed an opportunity there.
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Just made Panko-crusted Salmon cakes...
artfully drizzled in a rich, reduced balsamic vinegar sauce.


J/k...  Its tuna, lazily mixed with mayo
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