I walk a fine line between offense bitch and sarcastic genius. I like big sunglasses and flip flops. I would not make it through a full day with out my sidekick, caffeine. My children are number one on my list always, they have brought me more joy and inspiration than I could have ever imagined. I am obsessed with documentaries, heels, and hair bows. I hate peas and Gilbert Godfrey's voice.