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I'm always happy to be reminded that Metalachi exists!  ;D
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From the number of reshares of this that I've seen in my stream today, I'd guess a whole bunch of other people enjoyed this book as much as I did.  If you miss out on it as a freebie, I'll just note here that I deem it worthy of spending actual money.
 
It's my birthday, so I'm giving away my book today. My fantasy novel, Orison, is free today only at the Nine Muse Press store! The file is a zip containing the book in .mobi, epub, and PDF formats. Here's what people have to say about the book:

"Orison is a wonderfully written fantasy novel that interweaves the perspective of three great characters: a thief named Story, a banished wizard named Wrynn, and a guard of the queen named Ashen. Each of these characters struggles to navigate the dangers of a city fraught with conspiracies of powerful people who have no qualms about using Story, Wrynn, and Ashen as disposable pawns. Orison is an engaging novel with complex characters that leave me hoping that Swensen will be writing more."

"I've been waiting for a fantasy book like this since I finished Jim Butcher's 'Codex Alera.'"

"Daniel Swensen creates a world and a city that is vivid and a cast of characters that are easy to like and understand. I stood with Story, the protagonist, on the roof tops of Calushain and we watched the mischief below as if it had been painted by Picasso."

"This book is exactly what I love about writing. I love how Swensen just gets into the world seamlessly, where I just felt it was normal. Story, the MC, is a girl that I can see pieces of myself in and is truly someone I want to root for. I loved the pace of the story and the overall development of the different story lines. Once I got past the first chapter, I was hooked and finished the book in a few days."

Please spread the word if you're so inclined! Thanks!

http://ninemusepress.com/books/orison/
by: Daniel Swensen Calushain. A grim, dirty city, with no opportunities for a young female thief, so it’s no surprise Story wants to leave. Yet when she acquires the orison, an artifact with the po…
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It's reeeeeeeeeeeeally, really, REALLY good. 
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I can't believe I kept clicking through until I saw all 154 of these...
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I have no idea, but the person who uploaded it did apologise for that.  (I just grabbed the first YouTube I saw when I googled for the song.)  Video link here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otXGqU4LBEI

Or, here's another that, while it too doesn't have video of The Proclaimers, does at least not have The Pretenders, and does have lyrics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ4Ib-7fJqY
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LMAO!
Tommy Edison is also known as The Blind Film Critic; check him out!

#PokemonGo?  No, #PokemonStop !  :p  ...and of course, #PokeMongo (only pawn in game of life)
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That's fantastic

Also- #pokeMongo...
Bwah haha ha hahaha ha
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And yes, the flavor is much more "snarkiest" than "angriest".
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If I still had a CRT, I'd need very little excuse to chuck it either! ;D
 
This is what I do when someone disturbs me while coding...😂😂😂
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That's not what "computer network attack" means...
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Because I might know a few people who like vikings...
 
For the Vikings and Viking fans out there:
BACK IN STOCK: Figurines of Freyr, Odin and Thor - bronze reproductions of archaeological finds. Smaller figurines were kept to bestow the god's blessing upon the house and family. Get yours here:
http://grimfrost.com/en/household/decoration/

For me, these are soothing and lovely things to look upon, and would be welcomed next to my Kali and Bast statues. 😺
Via the +Grimfrost​ FB page:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1663083933912139&substory_index=0&id=1401018843451984
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Ok, this is very cute!  ;D
 
My card collection would love a set of these. There's also other nifty, related products if you follow the link.

Via +Serafina Kopp​ and +Laughing Squid​
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Oh man. I wish I thought of this. This is brilliant and fun! Thanks for sharing, Sallie!
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Good advice for relationships in general.
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True. I've been married twice. When you're done you're done.
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