Been there, Done that (everything). Geeky Techy but also rather basic earthy quite outdoorsishy and handyman to the max.State of the art Gadget Master. Animals are our friends (So are humans). I'm extremely HAPPY at all times (except when I'm not) and I LOVE considerate compassionate people but others, not-so-much. I have everything I need, and. I have billions of interests and hobbies.
RESUME - I can make 3-minute eggs in 20 seconds and I’ve been know to reconstruct and improve automobile assembly lines during lunch hour. In 2008 I held my breath most of the way swimming across the English Channel while towing a barge full of caramel pudding. . I taught my Chickens to harmonize and play the “1812 Overture” by passing gas. I never accidentally dial wrong numbers. Some of my friends tried to get me onto the endangered species list. Most of the wild animals in Tasmania will come to me and “heel”… when I call them. One day I wrote 3 Operas while testing editing software. . . . Unbounded interest in many things (and good at them all), can leap over 27 picnic tables (with a running start), can smash grapefruit with one hand while playing a harmonica, I've rescued puppies from Eagles (while flying), I’m a spy for 5 different countries, also teach earthworms to “Sit, roll over, speak”. On weekends I often solve severe traffic congestion problems at major sporting events. Many casinos have banned me from their poker tables. . . Master of Camouflage -> Using only a hot air balloon and a golf ball retriever I planted Day Lilly’s in the White House Garden completely unnoticed.. I’m an expert in truck tire pressure gauges. I can play the entire full orchestra version of “Carmina Burana”. . . alone. As a favor to friends, I can accurately (+- .03%) predict winning lottery number if I want to. I designed a complete line of evening wear for woman’s volleyball tournament banquet events. . . I breed Pigeons with IQ’s greater than most college honor students. I can remember the last 200 TV channels I’ve switched to, in reverse order. I once won an apple peeling contest in Nova Scotia using only my house key. I have the worlds largest Furby collection. I often receive marriage proposals from women who have dialed the wrong number. I can usually jump into bed and be sound asleep before the light goes out after flipping the light switch. My dental floss and duct tape artwork hangs at 14 art gallery’s around the world. I once read “Gone with the Wind” while parallel parking my car. …For a complete list of achievements, refer to the National Archives, Isle 84, Section 187, partition 23, Volume 106, Chapter 865 thru 6,814.