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Bert Larson
Works at Mostly retired, Still do a bit of Computer consulting, Real Estate Co. Inventions and always interested in anything new.
Attended University of Minnesota
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"You are not allowed to criticize me unless you are perfect too". - Bert
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Nice video for those considering getting a Dove.
Minnesota? Me too. I keep my 3 in an indoor Aviary 3D x 4H x 6L. I try to let them out everyday. They love to stay in my home office, on my keyboard, desk, shoulder, my hand, etc... always near me or on me. They are about 8 yr now. I also have Pigeons and Chickens. One Pigeon, Simon, 13 yrs old Modena (retired), now gets to permanently live in the house loose in the Family Room. He is a important member of our family, my constant companion, even goes camping with us. The Pigeons and Chickens have an outdoor solar heated Aviary, free to roam the yard.
. . You may? be interested in an indoor Dove Door I made? I will post it here soon. I also made special perches for the birds to be free in the house. Easy to clean.
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Bert that is awesome. I would love to see those dove doors and perches you make. Has that pigeon always been attached to you like that ? That's neat. I love doves and pigeons just great birds.
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I want one.
 
ok..just have to share this one before i sign off... "Could you imagine coming home from work
To find this tiny creature napping on your couch with your dog?
Guess who came home for dinner?It followed this beagle home, right through the doggy door. This happened in Maryland recently. The owner came home to find the visitor had made himself right at home.. This hit the 6 o'clock news big time."
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Great video, very professionally done.
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A beautiful bird in so many ways. I LOVE Sanctus Espiritus's markings. I'd love to have a white bird with a black ringneck. My two white's are pure white... I love that too.
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I asked the breeder about the "white dove". He asserted "Yes, he will be white." Only a month later, as he began to grow in adult feathers, it turned out that he has a black collar, so ... He was "Silver Ivory" not white. But the name stayed. I love him so much, even if sometimes laid an ​​egg :D
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EXCELLENT VIDEO... Good job, well done. very professional... made me smile all the way through.
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Mostly computers 'n software mainframe Operating Systems (Wrote DOS) but also have Real Estate Company, have 2 farms, had Trail grooming business, computer consulting business, Dog kennel business, rental properties.
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Been there, Done that (everything). Geeky Techy but also rather basic earthy quite outdoorsishy and handyman to the max.State of the art Gadget Master. Animals are our friends (So are humans).  I'm extremely HAPPY at all times (except when I'm not) and I LOVE considerate compassionate people but others, not-so-much. I have everything I need, and. I  have billions of interests and hobbies. 
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RESUME - I can make 3-minute eggs in 20 seconds and I’ve been know to reconstruct and improve automobile assembly lines during lunch hour. In 2008 I held my breath most of the way swimming across the English Channel while towing a barge full of caramel pudding. . I taught my Chickens to harmonize and play the “1812 Overture” by passing gas. I never accidentally dial wrong numbers. Some of my friends tried to get me onto the endangered species list. Most of the wild animals in Tasmania will come to me and “heel”… when I call them. One day I wrote 3 Operas while testing editing software. . . . Unbounded interest in many things (and good at them all), can leap over 27 picnic tables (with a running start), can smash grapefruit with one hand while playing a harmonica, I've rescued puppies from Eagles (while flying), I’m a spy for 5 different countries, also teach earthworms to “Sit, roll over, speak”. On weekends I often solve severe traffic congestion problems at major sporting events. Many casinos have banned me from their poker tables. . . Master of Camouflage -> Using only a hot air balloon and a golf ball retriever I planted Day Lilly’s in the White House Garden completely unnoticed.. I’m an expert in truck tire pressure gauges. I can play the entire full orchestra version of “Carmina Burana”. . . alone. As a favor to friends, I can accurately (+- .03%) predict winning lottery number if I want to. I designed a complete line of evening wear for woman’s volleyball tournament banquet events. . . I breed Pigeons with IQ’s greater than most college honor students. I can remember the last 200 TV channels I’ve switched to, in reverse order. I once won an apple peeling contest in Nova Scotia using only my house key. I have the worlds largest Furby collection. I often receive marriage proposals from women who have dialed the wrong number. I can usually jump into bed and be sound asleep before the light goes out after flipping the light switch. My dental floss and duct tape artwork hangs at 14 art gallery’s around the world. I once read “Gone with the Wind” while parallel parking my car. …For a complete list of achievements, refer to the National Archives, Isle 84, Section 187, partition 23, Volume 106, Chapter 865 thru 6,814.
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  • University of Minnesota
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