Hi. Here's a few details:
My interests include rustic style furniture, frying bacon in the nude,
and backfired enemas...you wanted something more perhaps? Okay then.
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start, where was I again? Nooooo!
I am an evil sock puppet bent on world domination, sticking it to the
man by running my own comedy website
, killing spammers &
genetically modified chickens as I go. I live in the land of Arse on
planet N00b, oops I meant planet Krapsody and my life is loosely based
on the life of Philleas Fogg, when I say "loosely based" I mean I have
no idea in hell who Philleas Fogg was. Okay, all of that was bullshit, but it makes for a good background story, doesn't it?
My other interests include [(*sigh) I have to make this all neat and organized and stuff, or you'll never get through it]...
Here they are in no particular order:
Converting O2 to CO2
- Chewing my toenails
- Watching grass
- Artsy fartsy stuff
- Carnival Music
- Offbeat news
- Funny stuff (like rickets)
- Anything: Bizarre, Insane, or
- Keeping notes on whom I am going to
get revenge on next
- Tossing midgets and more!
Y'know typical guy
Btw, I've got happy feet. They're never happier than when
they're kicking some ass. Especially clown ass, with my big clown ass
kickin' shoes. I'm a kidder, I like clowning around. I tried
thinking outside the box... once. And then I realized I was thinking
inside a big circle. Was that too much information?
↑ Don't end up with stupid! ← → ↓
Favorite quote: "If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade
at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make
everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can
throw a real grenade at them." Jack Handy - Deep Thoughts
's here for your lurid reviews.
I also co-author at Homeless in Seattle
and Project Julio
See ya when I sees ya! =D