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Static Jones
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Attends The International School of Clowning (graduating from clown school is ridiculously difficult. I'm on the 5-year plan, and it's a six week program.)
Lives in The Land of Arse
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#KanyeWestKissingHimself Share it with everyone you know. Do it for great justice!
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I mustache you a question...
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Very cool, and I sooooo want one... 😆
You might not understand how truly useful and indispensable a Leatherman, or any multitool for that matter, is unless you've carried one for a while. Obv
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Are they crazy? Nobody can live on that. Wonder why homelessness is so rampant? Here's one solid reason why. That doesn't include when a person has reached retirement and/or is permanently and completely disabled and needs round the clock care. Nursing homes will take all of that money (minus $50 a mo for personal expenditures). This is well after they've started with your assets. They take your car, your home, stocks, bank accounts. Essentially they rape you of whatever assets you hold in your name until Medicaid kicks in and covers what Medicare Part A doesn't (hint: put everything in your spouse's or even your children's name--if they are trustworthy--before you end up in such a situation; read up on the Federal law which protects spouses under the "spousal impoverishment" provision).  

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http://www.medicare.gov/what-medicare-covers/part-a/paying-for-nursing-home-care.html

See what the outrageous cost of care just for nursing care is in your state: https://www.genworth.com/corporate/about-genworth/industry-expertise/cost-of-care.html
**Prepare to be shocked!!
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At least there's an attempt for a happy ending to the article: "And, of course, there is the now infamous DEA agent who shot himself in the foot while telling high school students how dangerous guns were and that only cops should have them."
I guess that disproves that theory! Only well-trained law-abiding responsible sane smart folk should own guns, 'Murica.
 
Cop Arrested After He Shot and Killed His Fellow Officer During Firearms Demonstration

The state often tries to convince us that the police are the only ones responsible enough to carry weapons. However, they frequently prove that notion wrong.

Story/Video: http://bit.ly/17upLRt
The state often tries to convince us that the police are the only ones responsible enough to carry weapons. However, they frequently prove that notion wrong.
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Unjustifiably nuts. Nuts. Just nuts.
 
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A beautiful day for a neighbor
Would be mine?
Could you be mine?
Video surfaces shortly after incident, showing man fired upon a dozen times.
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Um, who's the real creative artist here again?
 
Usually I wouldn't let something like Kanye's most recent idiotic move irk me but this time he messed with one of my favorites soooo...I'm not in the music industry or on the Grammy voting committee, but I'm going to go ahead and guess that the reasons Beck won over Beyoncé are because he is a more skilled musician than she is and had more direct involvement in the creation of his album than she did with hers. Beck composes/writes whole albums and plays multiple instruments while Beyoncé needs eight writers to write a song with eight lines and plays no instruments. That said, I personally enjoy both artists and think both are very talented (I really enjoy both of their voices, for example) and have been extremely successful in their respective genres. However, your peers (not mine) agreed with me, Kanye. So if you wouldn't mind learning how to filter your damn mouth, that would be awesome. Plus, no one likes a spoiled, whiny, entitled-sounding piece of garbage who thinks that more money always equals better. What are you trying to do? Become a politician? 😉 #kanye #beck #grammy
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Shit, Zanjan, Iran - Fuhq, Timbuktu - Pogostick, Togo - Greenland - Antarctica - Uranus
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Hi. Here's a few details:
My interests include rustic style furniture, frying bacon in the nude, and backfired enemas...you wanted something more perhaps? Okay then.

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start, where was I again? Nooooo!

I am an evil sock puppet bent on world domination, sticking it to the man by running my own comedy website, killing spammers & genetically modified chickens as I go. I live in the land of Arse on planet N00b, oops I meant planet Krapsody and my life is loosely based on the life of Philleas Fogg, when I say "loosely based" I mean I have no idea in hell who Philleas Fogg was. Okay, all of that was bullshit, but it makes for a good background story, doesn't it?

My other interests include [(*sigh) I have to make this all neat and organized and stuff, or you'll never get through it]...

Here they are in no particular order:
  • Converting O2 to CO2
  • Chewing my toenails
  • Watching grass grow
  • Artsy fartsy stuff
  • Carnival Music
  • Offbeat news
  • Comedy
  • Humor
  • Rants
  • Pie
  • Randomness
  • Funny stuff (like rickets)
  • Anything: Bizarre, Insane, or Weird
  • Keeping notes on whom I am going to get revenge on next
  • Tossing midgets and more!

Y'know typical guy stuffs...

Btw, I've got happy feet. They're never happier than when they're kicking some ass. Especially clown ass, with my big clown ass kickin' shoes. I'm a kidder, I like clowning around. I tried thinking outside the box... once. And then I realized I was thinking inside a big circle. Was that too much information?

↑ Don't end up with stupid! ← → ↓

Favorite quote: "If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them." Jack Handy - Deep Thoughts

Krapsody's here for your lurid reviews.

I also co-author at Homeless in Seattle and Project Julio.

See ya when I sees ya! =D

Yours insincerely,

~Static
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If you are looking for water, don’t squeeze a rock. Obviously.
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  • The International School of Clowning (graduating from clown school is ridiculously difficult. I'm on the 5-year plan, and it's a six week program.)
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  • Clown High School
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aka: Static Krapsody, Shitbags McGee, Stat B, Static B, Static Jibilly Boombah, Jesus the hobo, Arsehole, F---tard, and Hey YOU!