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Static Jones
Works at Clown Inc.
Attends The International School of Clowning (graduating from clown school is ridiculously difficult. I'm on the 5-year plan, and it's a six week program.)
Lives in The Land of Arse
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That'll give ya those Popeye forearms you've always wanted! :D #FappingMightBeCheaper
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The struggle is real.
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''Missuh, me so sorry! Jar Jar call everybody 'dahling' cause Jar Jar forget everyone's name!'' #responses2homophobes
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If it's that time of the month, you Vedder make it count.
 
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Not just for one day, but forever and ever. #WeCANbeatThem
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Wow. Good thing those Walmart employees didn't let her bite off anybody's penis.
 
And hopefully not a true rep of the south...
A South Carolina woman was arrested Sunday after police say she bit off part of a Walmart employee's finger as the worker tried to stop her from stealing an assortment of condoms, panties and sexual lubricant.
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It makes me sick what people will do when faced with something they don't understand. This short film single-handedly shows what some people are capable of. They are capable of acting worse than animals. Being "different" doesn't make you deserving of being harassed or assaulted. What amazes me the most is that amidst all the jeering and ridicule, they were all looking at their own reflections.
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Does clowning count as a job?
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  • Clown Inc.
    Does clowning count as a job?, present
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The Land of Arse
Previously
Shit, Zanjan, Iran - Fuhq, Timbuktu - Pogostick, Togo - Greenland - Antarctica - Uranus
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aka Jesus "The Hobo"
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Hi. Here's a few details:
My interests include rustic style furniture, frying bacon in the nude, and backfired enemas...you wanted something more perhaps? Okay then.

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start, where was I again? Nooooo!

I am an evil sock puppet bent on world domination, sticking it to the man by running my own comedy website, killing spammers & genetically modified chickens as I go. I live in the land of Arse on planet N00b, oops I meant planet Krapsody and my life is loosely based on the life of Philleas Fogg, when I say "loosely based" I mean I have no idea in hell who Philleas Fogg was. Okay, all of that was bullshit, but it makes for a good background story, doesn't it?

My other interests include [(*sigh) I have to make this all neat and organized and stuff, or you'll never get through it]...

Here they are in no particular order:
  • Converting O2 to CO2
  • Chewing my toenails
  • Watching grass grow
  • Artsy fartsy stuff
  • Carnival Music
  • Offbeat news
  • Comedy
  • Humor
  • Rants
  • Pie
  • Randomness
  • Funny stuff (like rickets)
  • Anything: Bizarre, Insane, or Weird
  • Keeping notes on whom I am going to get revenge on next
  • Tossing midgets and more!

Y'know typical guy stuffs...

Btw, I've got happy feet. They're never happier than when they're kicking some ass. Especially clown ass, with my big clown ass kickin' shoes. I'm a kidder, I like clowning around. I tried thinking outside the box... once. And then I realized I was thinking inside a big circle. Was that too much information?

↑ Don't end up with stupid! ← → ↓

Favorite quote: "If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them." Jack Handy - Deep Thoughts

Krapsody's here for your lurid reviews.

I also co-author at Homeless in Seattle and Project Julio.

See ya when I sees ya! =D

Yours insincerely,

~Static
Bragging rights
If you are looking for water, don’t squeeze a rock. Obviously.
Education
  • The International School of Clowning (graduating from clown school is ridiculously difficult. I'm on the 5-year plan, and it's a six week program.)
    present
  • Clown High School
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aka: Static Krapsody, Shitbags McGee, Stat B, Static B, Static Jibilly Boombah, Jesus the hobo, Arsehole, F---tard, and Hey YOU!