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Static Jones
Works at Clown Inc.
Attends The International School of Clowning (graduating from clown school is ridiculously difficult. I'm on the 5-year plan, and it's a six week program.)
Lives in The Land of Arse
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Your regularly scheduled program will return right after this message! — To ensure a safe delivery we just need a pot of boiling water, some clean towels, a turkey baster, a crowbar, a pair of hedge clippers, a blow torch, and a surgical axe. Kthxbai!
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Y U NO MORE HAVE LEAKED STAR WARS VII FOOTAGE?!?! That video was hilarious. Damn copyright claims... 
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Yeah, but there was no copyright violation in that video, was there? Or including a lightsaber counts as violation now?
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Don't you make my brown-eye blue.
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"Burning witches was also legal." Murdering religious "non-believers" has also been considered legal in a number of cultures and nations. Beating protestors is considered legal in many instances. Denying any citizen access to health care, food, shelter and/or decent living wages is considered legal. Allowing the invasion of citizens privacy and violating human rights has been considered legal. Alcohol, tobacco, harmful pharmaceuticals and automatic weapons are legal. Allowing corporations to fund political campaigns is legal. Maybe it's time we redefine what "legal" means.
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Justin has decided to make some changes. He's joining the circus.
 
Justin Bieber's ready to make some changes in his life:

"There has been a real maturing." 
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I had my doubts about J.J. Abrams picking up where the Star Wars series left off, but after seeing this leaked footage I think it's going to be good.
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Now just imagine a guy with a lightsaber jumping into the frame, pressing his nekkid buttcheeks up to the window and mooning the kid.
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Wow, what a Glasshole. ;)
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Bands are getting more creative with the gimmicks these days. This little ditty really gets the foot tapping though. The best part is I can get this on iTunes??!! Hell to the yeah! XD
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Last week, the U.S. Supreme Court paved the way for the ultra-wealthy in our society, like the Koch Brothers, to have more influence over our political system. They are trying to buy our democracy.
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Does clowning count as a job?
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  • Clown Inc.
    Does clowning count as a job?, present
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The Land of Arse
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Shit, Zanjan, Iran - Fuhq, Timbuktu - Pogostick, Togo - Greenland - Antarctica - Uranus
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aka Jesus "The Hobo"
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Hi. Here's a few details:
My interests include rustic style furniture, frying bacon in the nude, and backfired enemas...you wanted something more perhaps? Okay then.

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start, where was I again? Nooooo!

I am an evil sock puppet bent on world domination, sticking it to the man by running my own comedy website, killing spammers & genetically modified chickens as I go. I live in the land of Arse on planet N00b, oops I meant planet Krapsody and my life is loosely based on the life of Philleas Fogg, when I say "loosely based" I mean I have no idea in hell who Philleas Fogg was. Okay, all of that was bullshit, but it makes for a good background story, doesn't it?

My other interests include [(*sigh) I have to make this all neat and organized and stuff, or you'll never get through it]...

Here they are in no particular order:
  • Converting O2 to CO2
  • Chewing my toenails
  • Watching grass grow
  • Artsy fartsy stuff
  • Carnival Music
  • Offbeat news
  • Comedy
  • Humor
  • Rants
  • Pie
  • Randomness
  • Funny stuff (like rickets)
  • Anything: Bizarre, Insane, or Weird
  • Keeping notes on whom I am going to get revenge on next
  • Tossing midgets and more!

Y'know typical guy stuffs...

Btw, I've got happy feet. They're never happier than when they're kicking some ass. Especially clown ass, with my big clown ass kickin' shoes. I'm a kidder, I like clowning around. I tried thinking outside the box... once. And then I realized I was thinking inside a big circle. Was that too much information?

↑ Don't end up with stupid! ← → ↓

Favorite quote: "If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them." Jack Handy - Deep Thoughts

Krapsody's here for your lurid reviews.

I also co-author at Homeless in Seattle and Project Julio.

See ya when I sees ya! =D

Yours insincerely,

~Static
Bragging rights
If you are looking for water, don’t squeeze a rock. Obviously.
Education
  • The International School of Clowning (graduating from clown school is ridiculously difficult. I'm on the 5-year plan, and it's a six week program.)
    present
  • Clown High School
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aka: Static Krapsody, Shitbags McGee, Stat B, Static B, Static Jibilly Boombah, Jesus the hobo, Arsehole, F---tard, and Hey YOU!