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Static Jones
Works at Clown Inc.
Attends The International School of Clowning (graduating from clown school is ridiculously difficult. I'm on the 5-year plan, and it's a six week program.)
Lives in The Land of Arse
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These new internet ads that are used to promote felonious acts can only be described as "just short of genius."
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Your butthurts have been duly noted. http://brook.gs/1zplzij
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It's only natural to feel puckered. I can only imagine what it must be like if I faced that on a daily basis. #irritiblebowels  
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Oooh, that's a hard pill to swallow.

Maybe it needs to be taken rectally...
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Ignorance. Ignorance everywhere. And it all sounds like this to me... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U7_iNIgGjc
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Good. Now he knows what he sounds like to other people.
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George W. Bush had stated many times that the leak of important documents would be damaging to American citizens. The information has been spread, and Snowden asks where all the damage is? Because the only damage we can see is to the Government's reputation.

Watch the full ‪#‎documentary‬, "War on Whistleblowers" by Brave New Films: http://www.bravenewfilms.org/waronwhistleblowers
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Just how many potato is this going to cost me? 
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Have him in circles
207 people
baju keren's profile photo
Tony Berkman's profile photo
Naresh Kochar's profile photo
Paul Wolfe's profile photo
Toni Alias's profile photo
delowar hossain's profile photo
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Does clowning count as a job?
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  • Clown Inc.
    Does clowning count as a job?, present
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The Land of Arse
Previously
Shit, Zanjan, Iran - Fuhq, Timbuktu - Pogostick, Togo - Greenland - Antarctica - Uranus
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aka Jesus "The Hobo"
Introduction
Hi. Here's a few details:
My interests include rustic style furniture, frying bacon in the nude, and backfired enemas...you wanted something more perhaps? Okay then.

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start, where was I again? Nooooo!

I am an evil sock puppet bent on world domination, sticking it to the man by running my own comedy website, killing spammers & genetically modified chickens as I go. I live in the land of Arse on planet N00b, oops I meant planet Krapsody and my life is loosely based on the life of Philleas Fogg, when I say "loosely based" I mean I have no idea in hell who Philleas Fogg was. Okay, all of that was bullshit, but it makes for a good background story, doesn't it?

My other interests include [(*sigh) I have to make this all neat and organized and stuff, or you'll never get through it]...

Here they are in no particular order:
  • Converting O2 to CO2
  • Chewing my toenails
  • Watching grass grow
  • Artsy fartsy stuff
  • Carnival Music
  • Offbeat news
  • Comedy
  • Humor
  • Rants
  • Pie
  • Randomness
  • Funny stuff (like rickets)
  • Anything: Bizarre, Insane, or Weird
  • Keeping notes on whom I am going to get revenge on next
  • Tossing midgets and more!

Y'know typical guy stuffs...

Btw, I've got happy feet. They're never happier than when they're kicking some ass. Especially clown ass, with my big clown ass kickin' shoes. I'm a kidder, I like clowning around. I tried thinking outside the box... once. And then I realized I was thinking inside a big circle. Was that too much information?

↑ Don't end up with stupid! ← → ↓

Favorite quote: "If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them." Jack Handy - Deep Thoughts

Krapsody's here for your lurid reviews.

I also co-author at Homeless in Seattle and Project Julio.

See ya when I sees ya! =D

Yours insincerely,

~Static
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If you are looking for water, don’t squeeze a rock. Obviously.
Education
  • The International School of Clowning (graduating from clown school is ridiculously difficult. I'm on the 5-year plan, and it's a six week program.)
    present
  • Clown High School
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Other names
aka: Static Krapsody, Shitbags McGee, Stat B, Static B, Static Jibilly Boombah, Jesus the hobo, Arsehole, F---tard, and Hey YOU!