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Gill Sims
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Swear Free Version Of Advice For New Parents
Several people have asked recently what advice Mummy would
give to new, or newish parents. 
Obviously the most terrifying thing about this is that there are people
out there who are under the impression that Mummy knows anything at all about
parenting, and ...

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Today it is Guy Fawkes Night. Peter and Jane are very excited about Guy Fawkes Night. Mummy and Daddy are taking Peter and Jane to a fireworks display at the park, because Mummy doesn't let Daddy play with fireworks anymore because she says Daddy is a fucki...

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This week is Pre & Post Natal
Depression Awareness Week. Every week is something ‘awareness’ week of course. Pre & Post Natal
Depression Awareness Week is important though, because pre and post natal
depression isn’t something people talk about enough. Ever...

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Peter And Jane Get The Pox
Today, Peter and Jane are ill. "FML" says Mummy.  "You can't be sick!  I have just lived through the longest summer holidays ever, sustained only the distant beacon of hope that eventually you would go back to school.  Oh and gin." "I think we have chicken ...

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Peter and Jane Go On An Aeroplane.
Today, Peter and Jane are going on holiday to Abroad, with Mummy and Daddy. Mummy has spent the last week cleaning the house, washing all the holiday clothes for everybody and packing for Peter and Jane and herself. Daddy says "Why are you bothering to clea...
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