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Patrick King
Worked at Giant Food of Landover, Maryland
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How to Handle Yourself at the Deli
1. Try not to Freak Out - The Deli, otherwise known as the Otter Bar, or Otterly Ridiculous by the hip set, is something not to be trifled with. All good things come to an end, even that fancy mustache you've been wearing since your grandfather left it to y...
1. Try not to Freak Out - The Deli, otherwise known as the Otter Bar, or Otterly Ridiculous by the hip set, is something not to be trifled with. All good things come to an end, even that fancy mustache you've been wearing sin...
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Sylvester Stallone & Talia Shire Introduce ROCKY
If you know nothing else about me, know that Rocky  is my favorite movie. Be warned. Also, I love listening to Talia Shire talk. About anything. Her insights on the Rocky Blu Ray commentary are particularly wonderful. She's right about Adrian being the "mor...
If you know nothing else about me, know that Rocky is my favorite movie. Be warned. Also, I love listening to Talia Shire talk. About anything. Her insights on the Rocky Blu Ray commentary are particularly wonderful. She's ri...
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Seven Nation Army - Ben l'Oncle Soul
This is awesome. I love songs written in one genre that are re-interpreted in another genre. For example: Dolly Parton's "I Will Always Love You" and Whitney Houston's version. Both very good for different reasons. Did I mention that this song is awesome?
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Vincent Dior released a hip hop album yesterday, on his 22nd birthday. LA PLAYA is my favorite track.  I love the song he sampled. If you know me, it will be quite obvious why. Also, I like the from-the-heart spoken word part near the end. Click on the link...
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Shit's Coming Back!
Everyone knows it’s coming. From the doo-wop cowboys that organize cuticle cutting conventions to the Mad Street Angries (a gang of young men who volunteer to bathe your grandmother), everyone’s running for cover, hurling themselves into traffic or joining ...
Everyone knows it’s coming. From the doo-wop cowboys that organize cuticle cutting conventions to the Mad Street Angries (a gang of young men who volunteer to bathe your grandmother), everyone’s running for cover, hurling the...
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Movie Cliches Are Awesome!
I don't know what these guys are on about. Cliches are awesome. Thinky stuff make Barg. ARRRRRGHHHHHH! Sexy voice, though. My wife just said, "Kill it before it grows," in reference to my beard.
I don't know what these guys are on about. Cliches are awesome. Thinky stuff make Barg. ARRRRRGHHHHHH! Sexy voice, though. My wife just said, "Kill it before it grows," in reference to my beard.
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Moon Song by Ben Gallaway
Been a while since I posted anything. But I have 1,987 or so serious writing projects to finish. This is whatcha whatcha call an occasional blog where I post shit that amuses me. Whoops! That's not a proper introduction for this song. Shame on me. Someone s...
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Justin Symbol Video Debuts at Revolver!
We are, of course, big fans of Justin Symbol. Check out our other posts on him  here  and  here . We really dig it when people we dig get a bigger following. Dig? I remember reading Revolver in my early 20's. Read the Revolver write-up here.  It's pretty co...
We are, of course, big fans of Justin Symbol. Check out our other posts on him here and here. We really dig it when people we dig get a bigger following. Dig? I remember reading Revolver in my early 20's. Read the Revolver wr...
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Sweet Stranger Waltz by One Beer Prophet
One Beer Prophet is from everywhere. She's lived everywhere, she's traveled everywhere. She's nostalgic, in love with discovery. This song wanders and rambles in much the same way. She's also a prolific writer of zines, novels, poetry and everything in betw...
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Some Instrumental Industrial To Wake You Up This Morning (Michael X. Christian - Burning Gods)
Nice! Needed a good wake-up before I go to the doctor. I used to be into industrial metal as a kid and occasionally come back to it when I need my bones to shake. Yup, this track worked.
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Plane Explodes Watermelon Over Furbies
This video is weird. I don't know nothin' 'bout planes. This video don't make me want to learn nothing, neither. Those graphics, though. A strange hypnosis happening. Looking too deep...too deep...look at all the fuzzies....
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X-Pac Rips His Asshole
I mean, Jesus. Not cool. He's a champ, though. Just keeps on going. Finishes the match. This is an indie show. He was probably paid $25 for this.
I mean, Jesus. Not cool. He's a champ, though. Just keeps on going. Finishes the match. This is an indie show. He was probably paid $25 for this.
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This was awhile ago, wasn't it? I remember a local radio station doing an Eminem parody song...
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I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.
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