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Patrick King
Worked at Giant Food of Landover, Maryland
Attended Hoover High School
Lives in Baltimore, MD
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Review: Howl
First Published @  www.cc2konline.com , October 2010 Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman's new film, Howl , is the best Beat Generation themed movie I've seen in a while. I realize this isn't saying a whole lot. The Last Time I Committed Suicide got its histor...
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Giant Killer Rats Attack Kitty
I mean, damn! I like rats, but this guy has been mutated via radiation or something. Baltimore rats aren't even this big. My wife told me about a time when she saw a rat obeying walk/don't walk signals. They are learning our ways. They are attacking our cat...
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The Best Fighting Technique is to Swing Wildly
The Thundercats were awesome! In this vintage toy commercial, we see the thing that made me pester my parents until they bough me a Lion-O figure. You pressed a button on their back and they swung a sword. Straight down. Which you would think would be easy ...
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White Sands by Ben Gallaway
Beautiful song. I've known Ben Gallaway since March 1997. At the time, he was in a band called Lorelei Shotgun with Peter Miller . Since then he's been in several Austin, Texas based bands: Binary Bill, Solo the Master and The Devil Rides. He's also release...
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The Mod likes "sprightly colored clothes." Good to know. Do you know the difference between a Mod, Beatnik and Rocker? The difference, apparently, is between sprightly colored clothes, leather jackets and turtlenecks." I, of course, am one of the rare breed...
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John Lennon Frankenstein Mobile Eye Fuzz
This movie has everything. As long as John Lennon is considered everything. Or at least his head. Fish. Fish jumping out of his head. John Lennon's head radiating pure joy and happiness. I think this filmmaker really likes John Lennon. John Lennon - 4D from...
This movie has everything. As long as John Lennon is considered everything. Or at least his head. Fish. Fish jumping out of his head. John Lennon's head radiating pure joy and happiness. I think this filmmaker really likes Jo...
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Alien Curiosity Shop
This guy is totally legit. Looks sane enough to me. He will remove any transplants given to you by aliens. He doesn't put them there. That would be too easy to explain. Aliens. If nothing else works, always blame it on aliens. ALF was a documentary.
This guy is totally legit. Looks sane enough to me. He will remove any transplants given to you by aliens. He doesn't put them there. That would be too easy to explain. Aliens. If nothing else works, always blame it on aliens...
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Scotty Star Trek and the Amazing Sax Machine
I have no idea what's going on here. I keep losing Facebook friends. Pretty soon it will just be me and a hummingbird named Flan, eating tacos. What do you call the haircut this TV host is wearing? I mean, mullet-ponytail? Mulletail?
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Daniel Bryan Remixed - Wrestling a Bear
This is genius. Someone took some Daniel Bryan quotes about wrestling a bear and remixed it. "You can't be a champion if you can't beat a bear." True enough. "If it doesn't work on a bear, don't do it in the ring." Now that's advice anyone can live by.
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Jim Henson's Wilkins Coffee Commercials
Some of these are just insane. Commercials were different in the late 1950's. A proto-Kermit digs Wilkins coffee. His companion does not. In these ten second commercials, the Muppet that doesn't like Wilkins Coffee gets shot, decapitated, run over by a stea...
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I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.
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