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Dean Whelton
Works at Angry Badgers Ltd
Attended Tau'ri School of Education
Lives in Mississauga, Ontario
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PAX East 2014 is done! I'm back. And very tired.
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I managed to come up with a strategy that worked well, but even then I would accidentally screw it up. I did eventually beat it, though!

Thanks for it, Salman.
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Woof
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It's a Japanese chihuahua.
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Loading Ready Run needs additional suffering.
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Stein!
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♪ mauer ich dich ein...
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See you next week. I'm off to PAX East.
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Hey Brian, time advanced by one hour. We need to increase our efforts before it happens again!
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For me, time increases by an hour roughly 24 times a day.
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A thing that should really have always been a part of my building was just put in my building!
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no, they added a shrubbery. Canada is secretly lacking in plants and they're too embarrassed to tell anyone.
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You could make a career out of being helpful online.

People need math help, right?
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+Brian Barnard, what have you done about time lately?
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How shallow.
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Have him in circles
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Work
Occupation
Internet profile falsifier
Skills
Punching, piling muck on top of existing piles of muck, punching muck, creating entirely new piles of muck where none were before
Employment
  • Angry Badgers Ltd
    Docile badger re-angerer, 2001 - present
    A badger that isn't angry is at risk of heart attack, hemorrhoids, gastroskeletal defects and advanced archery. While most badgers are leading healthy lives, some badgers need help. It's a hard job but someone's got to do it.
  • Exoskeleton Inc
    Exoskeleton puncher, 2000 - 2001
    Exoskeletons must be punched every so often to prevent them from becoming endoskeletons, which we can all agree is the worst kind of skeleton. It's a hard job but someone's got to do it.
  • The marsh
    Lead muck operator, 1984 - 2000
    Do you think that quality muck just comes out of any old marsh? No, that muck needs to be tended to and operated on on a regular basis. It's a hard job but someone's got to do it.
Places
Map of the places this user has livedMap of the places this user has livedMap of the places this user has lived
Currently
Mississauga, Ontario
Previously
Sea of Tranquility, the moon - Echus Chasma, Mars - 3 out of 4 Galilean moons - 16 kilometers under the surface of Canada
Story
Tagline
I have come here from meatspace in order to learn your cyberspace ways.
Introduction
I once logged onto the Internet. It was incredibly traumatic and I didn't try again for 16 years.
Bragging rights
I KNOW HOW TO USE THE SHIFT KEY!!
Education
  • Tau'ri School of Education
    Toq'ra, 2002 - 2006
Basic Information
Gender
Male
Looking for
Friends, Networking
Relationship
Single
Other names
Batman, Spider-Man, Shirtman (the man who is ALSO a shirt), Not Superman, though. He sucks.