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Scambaiting for fun and pleasure
Scambaiting for fun and pleasure

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What does bother me is you calling me "brother". I know old dad was quite the philanthropist, but I am sure he never sowed his oats in Africa, and I am certainly no monk. It's just that the thought of hearing that word at critical times brings back painful childhood memories of Great Aunt Grammy and Great Uncle Poppa.

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Obviously important to know which one is Marina. Just in case she is big one in middle, what is auntie's name? I am trying to make some sense of it all, but I can see that it makes no sense at all, moms to the left of me, aunties to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

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...I would pay big money to do things with you that would land me in jail in 17 states... No need to tell me anything about yourself, just send more pictures, they will tell me all I need to know...

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Like you, I am not playing games, so it is important for me to be up front with you about my current situation. I know that this might scare you away, but I hope that it will not, and that we can enjoy this time to get to know each other.

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I will be honoured to tell you all about the requirements for entry in a Missionary Position, which will be greatly facilitated if your illness has helped you to reduce your bulk since the photograph you have sent me was taken.

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Also, please send me the contact information for the bank where your inheritance is deposited so that I can contact them to initiate the transfer. Midas has told me that Reardon Steel plans a stock offering very soon that will be an excellent investment opportunity and I don't want you to miss out on this. (I plan to invest a significant amount myself.)

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Breaking News Stories from UNHCR (United Nations Heiress Camp Refugees)

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It is among our Inviolable Principles that we can accept donations only from members of the Holy Moses! Brotherhood of the Caped Crusader or, in the case of women, a Sister in a Missionary position servicing the Brotherhood.

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Don't worry dear, we Windsors have a very strict rule against any cavorting between the staff and ourselves, which of course became necessary when Andrew came of age. It was all we could do to keep his hands off the maids.

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...if any urgent situation arises, you can contact my secretary, Mrs. Elizabeth Windsor... she is familiar with my travel habits and aware of our arrangement. Fortunately, half a lifetime of putting up with the antics of her younger son has given her a certain imperviousness to my vices.
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