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JD Barker
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I am Toast. This is my post. Yesterday, as dinner-time approached, this wonderful scent filled the house from the kitchen. While the smoke was of slight concern, I quickly deduced that Mommy was cooking – smoke, sometimes fire, and many dirty dishes…

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Se7en meets The Silence of the Lambs in this dark and twisting novel from the author Jeffery Deaver called, “A talented writer with a delightfully devious mind.” Optioned for film and television! | Named one of iBooks Most Anticipated Thrillers of 2017!…

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I am Toast. This is my post. I am reporting live from deep within the bowels of Fort Hotdog under the coffee table in the living room of the compound. The bombs began falling nearly two hours ago and there has been no break in the onslaught of shear…

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I am Toast. This is my post. I am an easy going Toast but occasionally my Mommy makes suggestions that are completely baseless, simply not well thought-out, and harmful to others. This morning, she made just such a suggestion. I consider it a suggestion…

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I am Toast. This is my post. As you are aware, I tend to peruse the internets as my schedule permits. Humans tend to post much personal information and it has proven to be an invaluable source of intel in my war/territorial dispute with Dakota the Fluffer…

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I am Toast. This is my post. During a recent patrol of my house, I encountered a hellish obstacle. At some point during the night someone erected this Great Wall of Wood on the stairs separating the lower portion of this dwelling from the sleeping…

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I am Toast. This is my post. My mommy recently pulled me aside to discuss my need to chew on blankets. I do not apologize for my behavior. Frankly, she should be thrilled that I choose to chew on my own blanket rather than furniture or shoes like my…

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I am Toast. This is my post. Occasionally my daddy leaves his MacBook sitting out and I’ve decided to take advantage of his error to utilize this device to communicate with the outside world. Although my typing skills are limited, Google Translate has…

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I’ve got a little book coming out on June 27th called, The Fourth Monkey. If you’re reading this page, there is a good chance you’ve already bought it. If not, you can pre-order here. How would you like to own one of the draft copies? I’m giving away one…

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE J.D. Barker’s debut thriller THE FOURTH MONKEY, pitched as Se7en meets Silence of the Lambs, when a notorious serial killer is hit by a bus while delivering his signature message, a detective has days to locate the last victim using…
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