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"The $50 Lesson"

Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that!" I told her. "What do you mean?" she replied. So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out and give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house." She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?" I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents aren't speaking to me anymore.
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Bad ass... remotely control your iPhone from a PC or Mac.
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Good job Blizzard with Diablo 3...

12 years of development and you can't plan for a successful game launch.

Prior planning prevents piss poor performance... Billion dollar companies can't get it right either. "Mo' money, mo' problems, apparently."
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According to Canalys, a drop of iPad shipments from 15.8 million to 11.8 million between Q4 2011 and Q1 2012 allowed HP to surpass Apple again by approximately 40,000 units. Canalys noted that tablets...
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Wow.. after searching for the right online backup service for all my important documents and pictures, I'm now with zipcloud.com. Unlimited storage, super fast uploads (over 3 Mbps up) and a great price!

I tried carbonite.com and sosbackuponline.com, but my upload speeds were horrible, despite the functionality being great.

I highly recommend zipcloud, if your looking for online storage. Check it out!
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heheh they should pay me... hontestly though it's really good and the others suck. It runs on top of Amazon S3 so that should explain it.
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Online job boards and application hosting platforms have made seeking employment as easy and painless as such a thing can be. No longer is it necessary to pound the pavement, a fat pile of resumes tuc...
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Almost 100 golf games since taking office.  I wish I had that kind of time... Instead I used it to balance my homes budget.

http://obamagolfcounter.com/
As of April 21, 2012, the number of rounds of golf played by the Golfer-In-Chief is... 0. Which includes 13 weekends in a row in the spring/summer of 2011. Scroll down to see the list of all his golf ...
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If you play D3, add me == jhunter#1497
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Crazy zombie shoot'em up game. Third-person defense style with perk pickups.
Only $2.50 right now. 75% off. Sale ends in 14 hrs.

I need more people to buy this so I don't get my butt handed to me after Wave 20.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/39800/
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  • Hewlett-Packard
    Technology Consultant, 2010 - present
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    Systems Engineer, 2009 - 2010
  • Softcif Inc.
    Systems Engineer, 2006 - 2009
  • Adnet Systems
    Active Directory Engineer, 2005 - 2006
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    Engineer, 2004 - 2005
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    Data Specialist, 2000 - 2004
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