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Lieutenant-Viceroy Precious Maxifluff of the Maritime Splishsplash Squad
Lieutenant-Viceroy Precious Maxifluff of the Maritime Splishsplash Squad

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So as I'm sure many of you know a controversy has recently rent our community asunder. 

I've been mostly quiet about the issue, but now I find I must speak out. I'm going to try to do this with as much balance and nuance as the issue deserves, and to highlight multiple aspects of the situation. I'm not going to name names, but I'm sure many of you will know who I am talking about. 

So here it is. 

I invented the new Google+ logo. They paid me 1 million dollars to do it. 

I returned the money, as the reason I did it was to slowly drive +Ralph Mazza into madness. 

I knew that by Thursday night he would just sit there staring at it, hating, unable to look away. 

By Friday he'll drink and stare at it, knowing that I have done it to mock him. 

And so shall begin his descent into madness. 

This is my vengeance for the Guns, Germs, and Steel incident. 
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