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悲剧的hosts终于好了TAT,之前一直懒得翻墙……orz
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手术完毕,病人结账,一看账单,顿生疑问:“怎么还有上网费?”护士解释道:“给你动手术的时候,你肚子里有个东西,在场的都没见过,临时百度了一下。”
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呵呵好有意思
 
在自家猫面前装死的N种后果-已经汇总各家回复的欢...

2012-05-31 16:14:27 来自: Chris(把暹罗养成加菲)
标题:在自家猫面前装死的N种后果-已经汇总各家回复的欢乐结果
我在微博上看的,图片是原来作者及回复,于是我在我家两只面前实践了一下,汗,我也怪叫了一声倒下,躺在地毯上,屏住呼吸,大山赶紧冲过来,对着我的脸一顿乱闻乱舔,还咬我头发试图把我拉起来,最后跳到我胸口,拜托,这是心脏复苏吗?整个过程中,纳什很淡定地站在我头顶的沙发上,冷眼旁观这一切,然后等我实在憋不住了,喘口气,睁开眼睛的时候,大山又一次对着我乱亲,还喵喵叫,好像在表功是它把我救活了,我不小心撇到了纳什,一脸不屑一脸鄙夷,大概是想说我就知道你是装的,看你还能装多久,然后淡定地拍了我一下走开了,汗,这都是什么猫啊


我把试过的同学的结果都copy过来了,一起欢乐,严重推荐狐狸狐狸笑眯眯同学

• 2012-05-31 16:17:21 大龄宅女张爱财 (要你命三千)
我今天试了,我觉得直接摔地上有点痛,我就摔沙发上。我家猫屁颠屁颠的跑过来了,然后趴我肚子上睡下了。。。。
我痛经的时候我家猫也会给我暖肚子,非常舒服

• 2012-05-31 16:21:51 槿之上 (关爱流浪动物 请用领养代替买卖)
啜泣啜泣 不理我 难道是我憋气时间太短....然后他还用菜刀眼看我

• 2012-05-31 16:26:31 狐狸狐狸笑眯眯 (无须抱怨,安心前行。)
我惨叫一声装死
我家俩大点的猫,4个月表示疑惑的在我身边闻一闻,然后欢天喜地的上串下跳去了
然后带着刚捡回来的小猫崽子一起HIGH去了!!三个追成一团又打又闹,各种挠砂盆各种折腾
我实在忍不下去起来了,它们三表示无视我然后吃饭饭喝水水去啦!!!
三!!只!!白!!眼!!狼!!!狼!!!狼!!!狼!!!
你都不知道,它有多HIGH,在我身边闻一闻之后,居然嗷嗷嗷的叫唤着然后就满屋撒丫子飞奔了!
就像是小孩子发现大人不在家可以随便玩了于是大喊着哦也的感觉!!
本来小不点就在我身边躺着,一看大猫HIGH了它也HIGH了。
它才一个多月的玩意,小短腿大饼身子,从沙发上往下蹦都蹦不好,不会前腿先着地找平衡,往下蹦都是噗通一声。就这德行还老兴奋的噗通一声跳下去,咣咣咣踩茶几底板跟着大猫屁股后面撒欢。
我到底是多不招它们几个待见啊!太会装了,没事时候过来我这蹭求抚摸,给点好吃的就舔我胳膊舔我手。结果一个测试就暴露本性了!!!!!!
再咆哮一次:白眼狼啊!!狼!!狼!!狼!!狼!!

• 2012-05-31 16:36:02 宝蓝 (Married)
我也试过了,我才惨叫一声,可小晨同学就吓得跑到沙发底下去了,过了一会儿发现我还躺着,就跑出来去睡觉了。。。也太淡定了吧!!

• 2012-05-31 16:47:37 透
你们都太弱了,我两年前就试过!第一次妮妮立马跑来闻气息 摸摸脸什么的 第二次直接戳穿 咬我脚趾头 原地起跳 坐我肚子上。。。。。

• 2012-05-31 16:53:26 红莲骑士兽 (快减肥啊渣渣!!)
我还在敲字,炒米粉就在我旁边躺着,我就一下栽倒在书桌上,炒米粉蹦起来了。然后一屁股坐在我脑袋上...........坐了一下就下来挠我头发,我憋得好辛苦......

• 2012-05-31 16:55:56 安哲罗普洛斯 (混乱的人生!!!)
我“啊!”的一声倒在那里装死,结果人家只是继续趴在衣柜上竖起飞机耳往我身上扔眼刀= =

• 2012-05-31 16:59:21 此去苍凉 (睡觉等于浪费生命)
我不活了!!!!我一声大喊之后假装断气倒在猫面前之后。。皮皮内傻逼过来直接骑在我脸上开始狂舔一边舔一边嬷嬷嬷嬷的呜呜叫唤。。。最后直接把舌头伸进嘴里来了!!!我没有思想准备啊!!!我吓坏了啊!!赶紧睁眼翻身起来啊!!!结果它愣了!!!呆呆的看了我几秒钟!!猛的过来抽了我一耳光!!!骂骂咧咧的走了!!!!这是神马意思?!是叫你特么装死次奥你妈的意思么?!!!!

• 2012-05-31 17:25:26 陈情书 (我很早射)
我想说我真是犯贱!!
在微博上看了这个之后前天晚上回家试了,惨叫了一声就倒在床上停止呼吸,期间我对象一直在旁边观察我家猫咪,5秒。。10秒。。。1分钟。。。。老子都要真死了怎么还不过来呀!过了几十秒!我家猫终于过来了!!
然后。。。从我的脸上踩了过去。。。

• 2012-05-31 19:33:20 艾小贱要减肥!
我大叫一声倒地,5秒过去了,10秒过去了,1分钟过去了,2分钟过去了。。。。。睁眼一看,睡了。。。

• 2012-05-31 19:40:04 草莓薄荷冰 (一到夏天就控制不住喝可乐……)
我也试了,躺了1分钟没动静,忍不住又坐起来,立刻一个就去磨爪子一个镇定自若的从我身边经过……

• 2012-05-31 20:14:06 DemonGrey (不觉已流水年长)
我家猫也踩我脸!伸手拍了两下没反应,就直接踩过去了!然后我听到爬猫砂的声音!然后是嘘嘘声!然后又是爬猫砂的声音!然后!然后!然后他又从我脸上踩!过!去!了!我觉得他是故意的!故意的!故意的!

• 2012-05-31 20:15:40 Thor Odinson (嫉妒的睡不着!!减肥吧少女!!)
我不活了!!!我大叫一声倒下~我爸赶紧过来问我怎么了!!!我睁眼看到我家猫离我而去的背景。。。。。5555555555555555
(这个老爸好有爱。。。。。)

• 2012-05-31 20:20:45 阴天打雷 (~\(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦)
我家猫淡定的继续吃猫粮!!!!!!一眼都没有看我!!!!我要去死!!!1

• 2012-05-31 21:11:18 黄昏终焉 (Never surrender!)
我家的6只猫一致选择了无视我.......

• 2012-05-31 21:23:14 deer
偶躲在一旁观察,老公大叫一声倒地后,我家猫先是走过来闻了闻他的手脚,然后在他脚边看着他,和他一样的姿势倒地了。。。。。。你也是看过这帖子还是怎么地

• 2012-05-31 21:33:57 alice (↖(^ω^)↗)
我啊了一声,瘫倒在椅子上,小胖子在桌子上,把我看着……看着……围脖在地上,也就呆呆的看着我,由于姿势不对,坚持没一会,我又站起来,在床上啊了一声,小胖子在我脚上蹭了几下,然后直接占领了我的椅子,围脖直接吓到专窝里去了……
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!你们就是这么对你们的亲娘的咩!!!!!!!!!!!

• 2012-05-31 22:05:02 Mo.tHreE (【TMD你到底懂不懂老子爱你!】)
不行啊!!我发现我骗不了他啊!!我儿子都是我从小骗大的啊!!!!
我去洗了个脸然后回卧室的路上突然大叫,表情痛苦给他看!!!
他瞪大眼睛只是看着我啊!!!!地上太脏了我扭了一路最后决定死在床上!!!
死的方式不太对所以没办法偷看他啊!!!!!他在我视线死角!!!!
过了半分钟我忍不住抬头看他!!发现他还在原地瞪眼看我啊!!!
你能想象一只纯黑的猫在黑影里一直瞪着眼一脸严肃的盯着你的样子吗!!!有点瘆人!!!还一脸评委的表情!!!!
我觉得假戏被揭穿有点尴尬!!!于是再次大叫抽搐了一下!!!
脑袋挪到了床沿!!看到他跑到床边了!!!然后就慢慢……慢慢……慢慢地伸长脑袋,把眼睛露到能和我对视的视线范围!!!!!!!
我操爱观察的猫伤不起啊!!!我又被他逮到睁眼了!!!老子觉得好无地自容好吗!!!脸红了!!!!于是默默爬起来给了他一巴掌蓝后来吐槽!!!!

• 2012-05-31 22:41:41 花猫
回去试了试,倒下之前呼喊出淘淘、臭臭俩喵名字;俩看我倒下都跑过来,臭臭从我身上踩踏一圈过后就坐在身边直勾勾的看着偶;另一只特蛋定的坐在离我一米远的距离也直勾勾的看着偶!!!肿么回事都直勾勾的看着偶,偶受不鸟自己起来坐在角落画圈圈!画圈圈!!!

• 2012-05-31 22:41:45 Siren蛋 (为了避免结束 避免了一切开始)
我在沙发上嚎叫一声就躺着不动了,我家猫特别淡定的从我身上走过去,还在我头上站了一会儿,然后滚去吃猫粮了,真特么没良心!!!

• 2012-05-31 22:43:41 暗影凶心青年 (falling silent)
我装太多死了,它现在不鸟我了

• 2012-05-31 22:44:53 花小娘 (总是自轻,会让人失去耐心)
我大叫一声,躺在了地上,然后布丁哀叫一声,过来绕了一圈,跟遗体告别一样,然后去喝了水。麦麦走过来闻闻我的头发,后来发现我在呼吸,于是觉得被骗了走开了,也或者,它觉得我没洗头发。。。

• 2012-05-31 22:47:55 ivan代
惨叫、倒床,那二货先刨了我脚两下,从脚底爬到胸口,闻我还有没有呼吸,好了,一切准备就绪......突然就狂啃我的手啊!!!!你说你平时没有啃够嘛!!!~我今天就剁下来给您行不!!!!!!~~~

• 2012-05-31 22:49:57 软菌 (要换头像吗?)
刚刚想试一下【在猫面前装死】,正好看到班普跳到沙发上,于是我大吼一声“班普啊!妈妈要死啦————————!!!”,随即嘭地倒下………………………………………………不幸的是倒的位置没计算好直接砸在班普身上,可怜的娃尖叫一声四脚狂挠炸着毛逃跑了Orz
………………我大概是最蠢的一个结果了吧!!!

• 2012-05-31 23:10:01 睡不着的海 (灵魂的孤独感……)
我是来得瑟的!! 嘿嘿
刚装死,喵星人5秒内跑过来又是用鼻子不停嗅我气息,又是对着我的脸 喵喵叫
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@万能的姬加,有pythoner能帮忙解答下这个问题不?
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This has plenty to do with #Linux

Microsoft is apparently unwilling to discuss the reasons behind its move to a so-called secure boot process for Windows 8, the next release of its operating system.

Windows 8 is scheduled to be released to the public on October 26. Last year, the company announced that it would be using a secure boot process, using cryptographic keys to recognise the authenticity of the system that attempts to start up.

This has caused some disquiet among users of other operating systems as it means that hardware certified for Windows 8 will not be able to boot such operating systems. Two GNU/Linux distributions, #RedHat and #Ubuntu, have outlined ways in which they will get their distributions to boot on hardware that is certified for Windows 8.

However, given that it has been convicted of monopoly practices on the x86 platform in the past, Microsoft has said that there will be a way to turn secure boot off on this platform.

On the ARM platform, however, a device which is sold with Windows 8 will be able to run only that version of Windows.

But why secure boot and why now? Some weeks ago, security guru Paul Ducklin made some educated guesses about what might be the reasoning behind such thinking.

Going to the source is always the best way to understand things so I decided to ask. Microsoft's PR handlers in Australia agreed to send the following questions from me about secure boot to the company for answers:

1. Is there some seminal event that led Microsoft to decide on secure boot? Like, say, an outbreak of infection by a major destructive boot virus or viruses?

2. What in your opinion are the upsides of secure boot?

3. And, conversely, the downsides, if any?

4. Cynics may say that you are again trying to lock out other operating systems to maintain your market dominance in the PC arena. What would you say to that?

5. Secure boot depends on keys. That keys are not sacrosanct has been shown by the recent episode of the Flame virus. So, with secure boot, are we looking at more of what security expert Bruce Schneier calls security theatre?

 A week later, I received a reply from the PR handler.

"Apologies for the delay in getting back to you," it read. "Unfortunately the only information I was able to source comes from the Building Windows 8 Blog where you can find information about Secure Boot and SmartScreen and Windows Defender enhancements."

Given that I had sent these questions to the company, I tried to clarify the source of these links. "Were these links given to you by someone at the company or did they ask you to look for something on your own to pass on to me?" was my next query.

Alas, I have yet to receive a reply after five days.

The two web pages mentioned in the reply were ones I had already read - last year. In them, Steven Sinofsky, president of the Windows and Windows Live division, explains the process of secure boot in great detail with some nice colourful charts, and also gives an overview of the additional security that will be available in Windows 8 compared to earlier versions of Windows.

They tell one exactly nothing as to why secure boot was adopted.

It seems reasonable to assume, thus, that Microsoft wants no part of any reasoned discussion on the issue and does not feel accountable to the public about what it does.


http://www.itwire.com/business-it-news/security/56075-microsoft-mum-on-reasons-for-secure-boot
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TLWIR 39: GNU/Linux is Officially Too Big to Fail.  *#Linux*

The United States Navy Gives GNU/Linux a Huge Vote of Confidence
#GNU/Linux scored a colossal victory recently when the United States Navy decided that Microsoft’s ubiquitous Windows operating system was no longer secure enough to run on its most advanced vertical takeoff-and-landing aircraft. The straw that broke the Windows camel’s back was an event that happened in late 2011: several U.S. Air Force Windows-powered drones were infected with a computer virus.

http://beginlinux.com/blog/2012/06/3054/
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import time
while true:
    if i is a_little_sad :
        if you is mylove:
             print “i am happy”
        elseif myfriend:
             print “i am sad”
         sleep(36000)
         i = happy
    elseif i is really_sad:
        print “nothing matters me”
        if reaction is  “close to me”:
            break
        else:
            i is lonely 
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