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Rich Wisken
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An Open Letter to Cardinal George Pell
Dear Cardinal Pell, As you're well aware, the Catholic Church is the largest property owner on the planet, with an estimated $15 billion cash in the bank, an art collection worth $17 billion, and vast reserves of untold wealth in stocks, gold bullion, jewel...

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An Open Letter to Mark Zuckerberg...
Last night, my favourite Facebook page, Drawing Dicks on the Herald Sun, was removed for violating Facebook's Community Standards. The much-loved page became an Australian icon, gathering 379,585 fans in just three years. This letter is for everyone who wan...

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An Open Letter to Australia's Xenophobic Bogans...
Dear xenophobic bogans, Imagine you’re at the beach smashing a slab of VB tins with a few mates. Brayden removes his Bintang singlet to proudly display his hectic Ned Kelly/Southern Cross back piece, Jayden is, by his own admission, " Swole as fuck for Ster...

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Replying to Hate Mail
I've received thousands of emails since my Jetstar letter went viral. Most have been positive, but every now and then I receive some fairly strong hate mail. I'm not sure why, but the authors of this hate mail usually possess the spelling and grammatical pr...

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An Open Letter to Prime Minister Tony Abbott...
Dear Prime Minister Tony Abbott, I just read an article about how you want to cut funding to universities by 20% and give more money to institutions that train priests. Under your proposed higher education reforms: " Religious teaching, training and vocatio...

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Buy my drums...
Roland V-Drums: TD-9 PRICE: $1,600 CONDITION: Ryan Gosling in The Notebook. Are you more unpopular than whiskey-cured bacon at an ISIS rally, uglier than the southern end of a northbound baboon, and more desperate than a D-grade contestant on I'm a Celebrit...

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Dear Hamilton Spectator...
After reading the article below, I decided to write to Richard Beks, Publisher of The Hamilton Spectator... Dear Richard Beks, I just read your opinion piece and to say that I’m disgusted is an understatement. Seldom do I read something that makes me feel p...

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Creative Writing 101
Today I participated in a one-day creative writing workshop. Upon arrival, we wrote our names and the suburb we live on a sticker and wore it for the remainder of the day. My fellow classmates were all female and mostly above the age of 60. To practice my c...

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Dear Telstra...
10th October 2014 Dear Telstra, Anyone who watches Game of Thrones knows that a Lannister always pays his debts. I also pay my debts, and usually on time, so you can imagine how upset I was to receive a $15 late fee for failing to promptly pay my monthly in...

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Dear L'Oréal
Cosmetics juggernaut, L'Oréal, recently signed 17-year-old Belgian beauty, Axelle Despiegalaere, after a photo of her at the World Cup went viral.  L'Oréal  released Axelle just days later, when an image emerged of her holding a gun whilst posing with a dea...
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