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Shelly Tumbleson
Attended Texas State University–San Marcos
Lives in Bellingham , WA
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What? You mean flaming balls of hydrogen dozens to hundreds of light years away were wrong about me all along? What's next? Will someone declare my alchemy and prenology studies wrong, too?
Chaos reigns as addition of Ophiuchus casts doubt over accuracy of all horoscopes.
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Just a mundane weed with really awesome flowers.

Taken in Ferdale, WA. 
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The fudge is ready and so is my long slow trip to diabetes. Damn- this looked so very, very delicious.

Taken in downtown Bellingham, WA. 
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My first alcoholic drink in about 2 months. Schilling Rhubarb Cider at Maggies in Ferndale. It's my small celebration for having shed 25#... and to the next 25.
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Waiting for a lift. Can't imagine many other places being this nice to just stand around and wait. Not sure how well you can see the clouds in the mountains but i assure you that it's gorgeous. 
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This is the first video that i've edited in many years. For Thanksgiving, i went to Vancouver and visited their aquarium in Stanley Park. Here are some of the things that i saw.
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Oh Goodwill, thank you for making my Saturday complete. 
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Critics of Western Civilization - in your face! Behold our pinnacle of advanced taco science! Uhh... made in China because of... reasons. 
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David Gilkey and Zabihullah Tamanna were killed while traveling on a convoy with an Afghan army unit.
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The Horseshoe Cafe in downtown Bellingham. It's a decent place and thankfully they take both MasterCharge and Americard! 
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Did I share this already? I don't think I did. Maybe I did- the voices in my head were probably drunk, not paying attention or too busy doing what they usually do- which is usually getting drunk and not paying attention.

At any rate, I decided to visit the Vancouver Aquarium over the Thanksgiving break (ours) and cobbled together some footage. It's not the best editing in the world but I haven't edited anything in years.

If you want to skip ahead to the belugas, go to 7:25.
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Birch Bay, WA this afternoon. Thanks for all of this slush, Canada. As if Justin Bieber wasn't enough. 
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Better living through derping.
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If you're trying to decide if you've found the right Shelly- i'm the one that used to live in Austin, then San Francisco, then Austin again, then Portland, then long enough in Seattle to realize just how much i hate Seattle (sorry buttercup, the world really doesn't care about your non-mainstream high volume "enlightened" sexual escapades, your piercings and no, you're not special, non mainstream or interesting because you have tattoos) and now live somewhere in the vicinity of Bellingham, WA- where I want to stay for the rest of my life- which doesn't mean that i no longer hunger for new horizons- i do, but this part of the world is so exceptionally and stunningly sublime that it's where i want to settle down.

I've been told i have a decent voice, so those things together should narrow your choices of which Shelly i am. 
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The voices in my head have told me to stop pestering them.
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Bellingham , WA
Previously
Austin, Texas - Portland, Oregon - Seattle, WA - San Francisco, CA
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  • Texas State University–San Marcos
    1984 - 1989
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Bloodcrow