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"Ok, I lit the smoke bomb and rolled it under the bed. Let's see if it--" ::FWOOOSH:: "Politifact says: PANTS ON FIRE!"
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"Or maybe, because we're suddenly having so many conversations through written text, we'll start relying MORE on altered spelling to indicate meaning!" "Wat."
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How many fireflies would it take to match the brightness of the Sun?

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Prev · Sun Bug. How many fireflies would it take to match the brightness of the Sun? Luke Doty. Not that many! I mean, it's definitely one of those gigantic numbers with lots of zeroes, but in the grand scheme of things, there aren't as many zeroes as you might expect.
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The SpaceX system carefully guides falling phones down to the surface, a process which the phones increasingly often survive without exploding.
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Still waiting for the Pokémon Go update that lets you capture strangers' pets.
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"The name wasn't a tip-off?" "Honestly, at first I thought you were saying 'Juneau'. A gravity assist seemed like a weird way to get to Alaska, but I figured it must be more efficient or something."
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In my experience, mosquitos and poison ivy are bad, but the very worst itch comes from bites from chiggers (Trombicula alfreddugesi). They're found across the American south and great plains, so the best home remedy is to move to Iceland.
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Mývatn, to be exact. Lots of mosquitos there but they don't bite...
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A childhood spent walking while reading books has prepared me unexpectedly well for today's world.
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I thought I was the only one who did that.
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I don't care what the research says. Everybody knows you should drink 3,000 glasses of water a day and change your oil every 8 miles.
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Plus, now I know that I have risk factors for elbow dysplasia, heartworm, parvo, and mange.
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In the words of Andrew Johnson, if I am to be shot at, I want Gnome Ann to be in the way of the bullet.
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Gnome Ann is an island unto herself? **chortle chortle**
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In my experience, mosquitos and poison ivy are bad, but the very worst itch comes from bites from chiggers (Trombicula alfreddugesi). They're found across the American south and great plains, so the best home remedy is to move to Iceland.
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