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And on the pedestal these words appear: "And on the pedestal these words appear: "And on the pedestal these words appear: "And ...
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"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,
everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves.
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,
and that song goes like this:

I know a song that gets..."
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The other half has some cool shipwrecks, rocks, and snakes, but if you move those out of the way, it also has more sky.
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The Earth's five major mass extinctions were the Posh Extinction, the Sporty Extinction, the Scary Extinction, the Ginger Extinction, and the Baby Extinction.
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Personally, I'm fond of Ginger Spice, Cinnamon Spice, Nutmeg Spice, Clove Spice, and Turmeric Spice.
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It's definitely an intentional foul, but we've decided it's worth it.
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Now, if they killed and ate the team's mascot chicken, it would be a technical fowl.
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After decades of increasingly confused arguing, Pluto is reclassified as a "dwarf Pluto."
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The Lord of the Rings sequel, set years after the Ring hubbub has died down, is just Samwise discreetly creeping back to Bag End to finish dropping the eaves.
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We remember Rugrats, and think of them every time our kids look at us through their baby gates.
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Jupiter Submarine

What if you released a submarine into Jupiter's atmosphere? Would it eventually reach a point where it would float? Could it navigate?

—KTH
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Will the previous "What If?" be updated to "What If New Horizons Hits My Subaerine?"
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I'm going to drive this Netherlands joke so far into the ground they'll have to build levees around it to keep the sea out.
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Netherlands IV! Go Netherlands. Levees are no problem. 
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I guess I should be signing stuff, but I've never been sure what to sign. Maybe if I post my private key, I can crowdsource my decisions about what to sign.
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Yes, ideally everything pertaining to communication should be encrypted and it should work "automagically" without users having to expend any extra effort, or the need for users to understand how it works under the hood.
Sadly, it looks like we're not even close to this kind of watershed moment yet.
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What if the New Horizons hits my car?

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Prev · New Horizons. What if the New Horizons hits my car? —Robin Sheat. The New Horizons spacecraft is currently flying past Pluto.[1]Ever since astrophysicist Katie Mack pointed out that "New Horizons" appears in the lyrics to A Whole New World, I've gotten it stuck in my head every time I've ...
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But I don't have time to watch my driveway. NASATV it is then. 
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If you're not completely satisfied with the phone after 30 days, we will return you to your home at no cost.
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wireless discharging, boneless and runs natively sound like the killer features
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