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Will there ever be a physics term greater than 'tachyonic antitelephone?' According to this message from the future, the answer is 'no.'
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These pranks happen all the time. English doesn't allow one-syllable words to end in a lax vowel, so writers on The Simpsons decided to mess with future linguists by introducing the word "meh."
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Cunning linguists. 
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It's like you tried to define a formal grammar based on fragments of a raw database dump from the QuickBooks file of a company that's about to collapse in an accounting scandal.
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Clearly she is someone for whom whitespace...


... has no meaning.
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Calm down--there were lots of arthropods living on your skin already. These ones are just bigger.
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Premature optimization is the root of all evil, so to start this project I'd better come up with a system that can determine whether a possible optimization is premature or not.
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I can't get any work done because my friend Catherine is sitting on my keyboard.
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My friend Catherine likes to sit on my face.
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TinyURL was the most popular link shortener for long enough that it made it into a lot of printed publications. I wonder what year the domain will finally lapse and get picked up by a porn site.
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Lambda calculus? More like SHAMbda calculus, amirite?
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Later, walking out of jail after posting $10,000 bail: "Wait, this isn't the street the county jail is on."
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For even more info, see blarbl(2)(3) and birb(3ahhaha I'm kidding, just Google it like a normal person.
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'List of helicopter prison escapes' and 'List of sexually active popes' are both entertainingly long, but sadly there's no 'List of helicopter prison escapes involving sexually active popes.'
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Does the screeching chill your blood and herald death? If yes, banshee. If no, seagull.
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