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The less common, even worse outcome: "3: [everyone in the financial system] WOW, where did all my money just go?"
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knowing about numbers is a must indeed and helps a lot in the financial market. but obviously knowing about rumpelstilzchen too:
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There's also the TV show based on the hit Hot and Cold Music books: Fun With Chairs, Royal Rumble, Knife Blizzard, Breakfast for Birds, and Samba Serpents.
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Protagonist and the Things That The Protagonist Did In This Movie
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Yes, it took a lot of work to make the cards and pieces, but it's worth it--the players are way more thorough than the tax prep people ever were.
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Every few months, I think about sex every seven seconds and how weird and implausible it would be.
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There's no "I" in "VOWELS".
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.. but there is the a-hole 
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If you did fall into Jupiter's atmosphere in a submarine, what would it actually look like? What would you see before you melted or burned up?

—Ada Munroe
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Since people rarely try to cut down cell phone towers, after millions of years, as cell phone towers have gotten more treelike, trees have started growing fake cell phone tower attachments and shiny gray bark to protect themselves. This is a standard textbook example of convergent evolution.
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Household tip: Tired of buying so much toilet paper? Try unspooling the paper from the roll before using it. A single roll can last for multiple days that way, and it's much easier on your plumbing.
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Sweet! I recently learned that using a so-called "spoon" turns out to make eating soup a much more convenient affair.
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Hang on, let me scare the live raccoon over to the same side of the dead one.
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My wife's first comment was "sounds like your car."
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Fans eagerly await 2015's 'Space Fights: Power Gets Up', although most think 1999's 'Space Fights: The Scary Ghost' didn't live up to the hype.
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I feel like it should have been "The Master of Jewellery". Took me entirely too long to figure this one out.

I'd probably also have preferred "Space Hostilities".
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Vanilla Ice was produced in small quantities for years, but it wasn't until the 90s that experimenters collaborated to produce a sample that could survive at room temperature for several months. 
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oh :(
first time Bowie & Queen was funny, but reusing them is lame ... 
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I came here to chew bubblegum and say no more than eighteen words ... and I'm all out of
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I suppose that makes you one of today's 10,000. ;)
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