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Chris Matyszczyk
Attended University of Cambridge
Lived in London, Singapore, Warsaw, Sausalito, New York. Oh, and Birmingham
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They come from all over the place. They behave as if they're all over the place. Especially some of the Americans, who arrive in Europe and are overcome with a patronizing nausea that European frid...
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A fan signs up for a text service from the NFL's Bills. The agreement says he'll get no more than five texts a week. When the team sends 13 in two weeks, the fan sues -- and wins.
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With stunning naivete, the New York Police Department asks twitterers to post pictures of themselves with police officers. Go on, guess what happened.
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Apple's Earth Day ad, squarely aimed at Samsung, undercuts Apple's sincerity in dealing with the environment. But some may love seeing a little arrogance back in Apple's ads.
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Apple decides to plug its environmentalist credentials in new ad, with the mellifluous tones of its CEO describing the company striving to be a better citizen.
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Never take a first date home. Go to their place.

http://www.cnet.com/news/woman-goes-on-online-date-has-tv-and-dog-stolen/
In what might be classed as a successful online date, a New Jersey woman has two rather precious items stolen from her -- one being her Samsung flat screen. Now, however, they've both been returned.
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A pulsating new ad for the iPhone 5s trumpets its power. Its musical accompaniment is "Gigantic" by the Pixies -- which is about, well, try guessing.
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There's one very good reason for HBO Go, the company infers in a new ad campaign. It's the one way you can avoid awkward moments watching HBO with the rest of your family.
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Scientists express dismay at an Associated Press/GfK survey that suggests skepticism of science is still strong. Only 20 percent of Americans believe in the Big Bang. Less than one-third of Americans said they thought climate change was real.
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The Official Loch Ness Monster Fan Club is positively giddy about an alleged 100-foot-long creature that is only visible on Apple Maps. Will Google immediately send its satellites to investigate?
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President, Howard Raucous LLC
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London, Singapore, Warsaw, Sausalito, New York. Oh, and Birmingham
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President of Howard Raucous LLC, Creator of CNET's Technically Incorrect, Board Member Vaud Social Media Technology Fund, A Lot of Other Things
Introduction
Yes, I'm that Chris Matyszczyk. As well as this Chris Matyszczyk. My intention is to offer amusement. Some people at Google don't get the joke. But, thankfully, some do.
Bragging rights
I didn't survive high school. It survived me. I once scored against Argentina. I was Simon Cowell before Simon Cowell. And I still don't know how to format Microsoft Word.
Education
  • University of Cambridge
  • London School of Economics
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Male
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Matyszzttcctyggsk, Matischictk. Oh, I hope I've seen them all.