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Chris Matyszczyk
Attended University of Cambridge
Lived in London, Singapore, Warsaw, Sausalito, New York. Oh, and Birmingham
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The Official Loch Ness Monster Fan Club is positively giddy about an alleged 100-foot-long creature that is only visible on Apple Maps. Will Google immediately send its satellites to investigate?
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To, well, celebrate Earth Day, April 22, three former astronauts will claim they have evidence that remote parts of the Earth have endured 3 to 10 times more large-scale asteroid strikes than has been revealed.
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A professor of art and animation posts a picture of his young daughter doing yoga in a T-shirt that reads: "I will take what is mine with fire and blood." This is taken as a security threat.
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Well I read this and it was posted on +Google+ . Of course I seem to be your biggest fan in these hallways of higher communication. 
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Matt Rosendale, a Republican candidate for the House in Montana, believes the government will soon be flying over us to monitor our every move. He demonstrates his solution.
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Teachers' representatives in the UK worry that young children don't have some basic motor skills because all they do is swipe all day.
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Despite garnering 100,000 signatures, the petition to ask the White House to remove the Canadian heartthrob from the US gets a very political reply.
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A 2-year-old boy is reported missing in France by his supposed great aunt. It takes some time before police realize the boy and his father are mere Facebook constructs.
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Everything on the internet is true. It just takes a bit of internet use to know this.
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Police In Peoria, Ill., seize phones and computers in search of the authors of a fake Twitter account that mocked the mayor. Though Twitter had already shut the account, as many as seven police officers were deputed to conduct the raid.
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In a Twitter post, the author encourages people to ignore anyone who hides behind anonymity on the Web. But don't fiction writers hide behind their stories?
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A 21-year-old Australian woman pleads guilty to dangerous driving after using her phone to text seven different numbers and then hitting a cyclist, causing multiple injuries, including a spinal fracture.
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It Can Wait!
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London, Singapore, Warsaw, Sausalito, New York. Oh, and Birmingham
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President of Howard Raucous LLC, Creator of CNET's Technically Incorrect, Board Member Vaud Social Media Technology Fund, A Lot of Other Things
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Yes, I'm that Chris Matyszczyk. As well as this Chris Matyszczyk. My intention is to offer amusement. Some people at Google don't get the joke. But, thankfully, some do.
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I didn't survive high school. It survived me. I once scored against Argentina. I was Simon Cowell before Simon Cowell. And I still don't know how to format Microsoft Word.
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  • University of Cambridge
  • London School of Economics
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Matyszzttcctyggsk, Matischictk. Oh, I hope I've seen them all.