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Chris Matyszczyk
Attended University of Cambridge
Lived in London, Singapore, Warsaw, Sausalito, New York. Oh, and Birmingham
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Technically Incorrect: A parody video shows just one of the dilemmas that people might soon be suffering when they have a watch and a phone that take calls.
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A 13-year-old boy walks home along railway tracks. The train driver allegedly sounds his horn. The boy doesn't hear.
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Technically Incorrect: Presenting an ad featuring a little boy who reveals that he is, in fact, dead did not go down well with the twitterati.
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Technically Incorrect: Mocking the Super Bowl media day on behalf of Skittles, Seattle's normally monosyllabic running back offers clues to his tech preferences. A blimp rather than a jetpack, for example.
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The Science Guy says the only way to change ball pressure is with a needle. However, some researchers believe the Patriots coach.
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Technically Incorrect: Bill Belichick says he's not a scientist, but he offers a scientific reason why his team's footballs weren't at regulation pressure when Pats beat Colts to head to Super Bowl.
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Technically Incorrect: A 12-year-old girl in Colorado is arrested and accused of trying to poison her mother with bleach, all because mom took away her phone.
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Technically Incorrect: In Texas, they do not take kindly, it seems, to fantasy threats from 9-year-olds. In this case, Aiden Steward allegedly threatened another child that he could make them disappear with his One Ring.
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Technically Incorrect: Laughing at the Budweiser ads that feature cuddly puppies, the traditionally bawdy GoDaddy released a Super Bowl ad this morning. And then: trouble. Big trouble.
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What would the Super Bowl be without Kim Kardashian? Discuss.

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Technically Incorrect: Debuting her ad on last night's "Conan," the "famous person" decides to show her funny side. Did she succeed?
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Now I really fucking hate tmobile....degenerate rejects using a washed up halfwit bimbot in a commercial....whatever.
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Technically Incorrect: A Brooklyn teen posts little emojis of guns pointing at little emojis of police officers. His lawyer says he didn't actually intend to act out the implication.
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Speaking at Davos, Google's executive chairman explains that we'll all be experiencing our digital connections as a seamless part of our everyday world.
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President, Howard Raucous LLC
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London, Singapore, Warsaw, Sausalito, New York. Oh, and Birmingham
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President of Howard Raucous LLC, Creator of CNET's Technically Incorrect, Board Member Vaud Social Media Technology Fund, A Lot of Other Things
Introduction
Yes, I'm that Chris Matyszczyk. As well as this Chris Matyszczyk. My intention is to offer amusement. Some people at Google don't get the joke. But, thankfully, some do.
Bragging rights
I didn't survive high school. It survived me. I once scored against Argentina. I was Simon Cowell before Simon Cowell. And I still don't know how to format Microsoft Word.
Education
  • University of Cambridge
  • London School of Economics
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Matyszzttcctyggsk, Matischictk. Oh, I hope I've seen them all.