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Chris Matyszczyk
Attended University of Cambridge
Lived in London, Singapore, Warsaw, Sausalito, New York. Oh, and Birmingham
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Technically Incorrect: In Texas, they do not take kindly, it seems, to fantasy threats from 9-year-olds. In this case, Aiden Steward allegedly threatened another child that he could make them disappear with his One Ring.
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What would the Super Bowl be without Kim Kardashian? Discuss.

http://www.cnet.com/news/kim-kardashian-stretches-for-humor-in-t-mobile-supre-bowl-ad/
Technically Incorrect: Debuting her ad on last night's "Conan," the "famous person" decides to show her funny side. Did she succeed?
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Now I really fucking hate tmobile....degenerate rejects using a washed up halfwit bimbot in a commercial....whatever.
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Technically Incorrect: A Brooklyn teen posts little emojis of guns pointing at little emojis of police officers. His lawyer says he didn't actually intend to act out the implication.
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Technically Incorrect: The U-Wake's creators say it prevents drivers from falling asleep at the wheel. A slight problem is that you have to wear it on your forehead when you drive.
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Technically Incorrect: In a piece of must-see television, designer Isaac Mizrahi and presenter Shawn Killinger break off from clothes to debate astronomy.
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That's America's science education, Czech “normal” people definitely don't think like that, seriously :-) Really, man, U.S. has so much potential, do something about it…
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A man has been jailed for his part in a fake marriage scheme involving women from Eastern Europe. His iPhone use was a giveaway.
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Technically Incorrect: Mocking the Super Bowl media day on behalf of Skittles, Seattle's normally monosyllabic running back offers clues to his tech preferences. A blimp rather than a jetpack, for example.
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The Science Guy says the only way to change ball pressure is with a needle. However, some researchers believe the Patriots coach.
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Technically Incorrect: Bill Belichick says he's not a scientist, but he offers a scientific reason why his team's footballs weren't at regulation pressure when Pats beat Colts to head to Super Bowl.
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In another video subterfuge, the comedian shows how gullible people are about cybersecurity.
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BlackBerry tweets that you should download Twitter for BlackBerry. Unfortunately, the tweet comes from an iPhone. The company offers a clue as to how it happened.
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A YouTube video from Minnesota shows a teacher prepare a freezing trampoline and then leap backward onto it. For a couple of seconds.
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President, Howard Raucous LLC
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London, Singapore, Warsaw, Sausalito, New York. Oh, and Birmingham
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President of Howard Raucous LLC, Creator of CNET's Technically Incorrect, Board Member Vaud Social Media Technology Fund, A Lot of Other Things
Introduction
Yes, I'm that Chris Matyszczyk. As well as this Chris Matyszczyk. My intention is to offer amusement. Some people at Google don't get the joke. But, thankfully, some do.
Bragging rights
I didn't survive high school. It survived me. I once scored against Argentina. I was Simon Cowell before Simon Cowell. And I still don't know how to format Microsoft Word.
Education
  • University of Cambridge
  • London School of Economics
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Male
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Matyszzttcctyggsk, Matischictk. Oh, I hope I've seen them all.