President of Howard Raucous LLC, Creator of CNET's Technically Incorrect, Board Member Vaud Social Media Technology Fund, A Lot of Other Things
Yes, I'm that Chris Matyszczyk. As well as this Chris Matyszczyk. My intention is to offer amusement. Some people at Google don't get the joke. But, thankfully, some do.
I didn't survive high school. It survived me. I once scored against Argentina. I was Simon Cowell before Simon Cowell. And I still don't know how to format Microsoft Word.