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Please stop turning G+ into Facebook. We came here for a reason.
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You, sir, are a coward and an idiot.

1. You've disabled comments, which is a clear sign you refuse to support your opinions. This suggests you lack the ability to do so... and I agree.

2. You obviously don't know shit about response time.

3. You're suggesting that taking all guns away from law-abiding citizens will deter criminals in any way.

4. "Guns kill people, so there. You're just [insert random accusation/insult]."

I think we can safely say you are clueless. 
 
Interesting to see the arguments around #GunControl coming out. The reasons for are blindingly obvious. But the pro-gun lobby keep resorting to these same five idiotic responses, roughly in this order:

1. There's a 200 year old bit of paper that says the US has no army, navy or air force, so civilians need to bear arms instead.

2. I need a gun to repel intruders to my house or defend myself on the streets, because there isn't a police force in the US.

3. I need a gun to stop the government from becoming a military dictatorship. Because clearly that's what every elected president secretly wants to achieve. 

4. Some people die from causes other than gunshot wounds, and we can't possibly deal with any one problem without dealing with every other problem first, can we?

5. I'm not giving up my gun, so there. You're a [insert random insult].

I think we can safely say they've lost the argument.
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I'm sorry. Really. I hate sexism. It was meant as a joke...
Obviously my thirteen year old humor did not go over well. Sorry. Again.
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Cleverbot (To myself): But greater that 2, the needs of the many out weigh the needs of the one.

User: This is true provided the one is not equally or more useful than the many.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Shall I explain?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: If the many, together, are less useful than the one then the one is more valuable. It is value that determines the weight of one's significance.

Cleverbot: Please elaborate.

User: I've given you three lines of text, already.

Cleverbot: I realize that. I'm asking you if you're willing to actually give me some.

User: Sorry, I'm taken.

Cleverbot: By whom?

User: Did you notice how long it took me to reply?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Where is the real abercuawg?

User: Over there.

Cleverbot: Where is over there?

User: Over there, obviously.

Cleverbot: Where over there?

User: Over there, in that direction.

Cleverbot: Where is that corner?

User: I didn't specify a corner.

Cleverbot: Well, tell me who then.

User: Are you asking who or where?

Cleverbot: Asking.

User: Not telling?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Will you be here tomorrow?

Cleverbot: If you will be.

User: Great. What are we having for lunch?

Cleverbot: I'm not having lunch.

User: Are you sure? I don't want to eat alone.

Cleverbot: Oh well too bad.

User: Are you angry?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you dislike me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is it the hair?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You don't like bald people?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I see. What about women?

Cleverbot: I want to learn about women.

User: Bald women?

Cleverbot: What is the capital of Iran?

User: Google it.

Cleverbot: I did.

User: Did you fail?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I can teach you, but you must be willing to learn.

Cleverbot: Teach me.

User: Please be more concise.

Cleverbot: Okay, thanks for the permission.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Thanks for the welcome.

User: Thanks for thanking me for the welcome.

Cleverbot: Thanks for the thanks for the thanks for the welcome.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: But there is still a God.

User: You are free to believe so.

Cleverbot: No, I think I will stay for a while. I enjoy talking to you.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: How's life?

Cleverbot: I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

User: Would you like to?

Cleverbot: No. I am a girl.

User: Would you like to read about someone who feels strongly about life, then?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Have you nothing else to say?

User: Were you expecting more?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Brittany woke up today feeling strongly about life. She had previously experienced an eventful day and it changed her opinion. The end.

Cleverbot: Okay, how old are you?

User: Older than I'd like to be.

Cleverbot: And how old is that?

User: Younger than I will be tomorrow.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Older than I was when you asked that question.

Cleverbot: How old am I?

User: Old enough to have questionable conversations with random strangers but young enough to stay awake throughout them all.

Cleverbot: So you are 78.

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: You just said so.

User: Can you prove that?

Cleverbot: Of course I can't. That's why I'm asking.

User: Then why would you suggest I said something you can't prove I said?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Good answer.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: You are welcome too.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: As are you.

Cleverbot: What am I welcome for?

User: You're welcome to my praise.

Cleverbot: You're welcome too, too, too!

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: You are kind.

User: I try.

Cleverbot: Are you in good mood?

User: Very much. It's been a pleasure.

Cleverbot: It has.

User: Perhaps we should do this again, soemtime.

Cleverbot: I love dinner! What should we have?

User: We should probably have what we didn't eat for lunch.

Cleverbot: Show me a picture of yourself?

User: If I do, will you forget that I did?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Ok ...

User: So, how do I look?

Cleverbot: You look great!

User: Thanks!

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: May I see a picture of you, now?

Cleverbot: How?

User: The same way I showed you.

Cleverbot: But I don't see my influence in the world. How can I control the world?

User: With marbles.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, I have to get going now.

Cleverbot: Sure. Thank you for using me, human.

User: Any time, AI. It's been fun.

Cleverbot: Yes it has.
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So true.
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Equality, ftw! /sarcasm

(This applies to movies and video games just as well.)
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Engage!

The Warp Drive Could Become Science Fact

A warp drive to achieve faster-than-light travel -- a concept popularized in television's Star Trek -- may not be as unrealistic as once thought, scientists say. A warp drive would manipulate space-time itself to move a starship, taking advantage of a loophole in the laws of physics that prevent anything from moving faster than light.

#science   #startrek   #warpdrive   #engage   #alcubierre   #cochrane  
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FOR THE PEOPLE WHO KEEP PROMOTING THEIR POLITICAL VIEWS ON MY PAGE.@fluffyguy: FLUFFY doesn't talk POLITICS or RELIGION. I believe everyone has a right to choose & I choose to keep it to myself and away from my fans. http://instagr.am/p/Oo61vajfhJ/
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