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Alyssa Knoll
Attends North Carolina State University
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Stop what you're doing and watch this video
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Awesome.
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This is my favorite oatmeal comic to date.
 
20 years ago today my house burned down, so I wrote a comic about it:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/house
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Plus twelve and a standing ovation.
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Walked into my cube and this was sitting on my desk.  If this is my last post, at least you will all know what happened to me.
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except if the plot requires that you turn around or take 20 minutes to light a match.  then you're safe.
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Not as good as findtheinvisiblecow.com
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Can you hear it?  It's the sound of a million hipsters saying, "We told you so."
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Went to Grayden's middle school for his winter concert tonight. One of the eighth grade flutists was wearing a rather snappy bow tie/suspenders ensemble.  As I thought she looked exceedingly sharp, I approached her after the concert to tell her so.  "I like your bow tie," I told her.  Then, in perfect unison, we both said, "Bow ties are cool."
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thats skyfall for you..all of it right there
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New favorite website.  Seriously, I have so many tabs open right now I can't read the page titles.
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Break stuff on reverbnation.com
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Ke$ha
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I know every word to the Phineas and Ferb theme song
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  • North Carolina State University
    Engineering, present
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