"One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. I would just
sit there with my mind a complete blank while the monkey scribbled on
little pieces of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said;
"Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a
paper that said; "Hello! My name is Bingo! Can I have a banana?! Eek!
Eek!" I got an 'F!' When I told my Mom about it she said; "I told
you; "Never trust a monkey!"" The end."