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Stephen Johnson
Works at TDS Telecom
Lives in Wisconsin
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So French is the most used language in the world...which I've found difficult to believe. Today, it hit me when looking at an issue on a Latino channel.

What is the most universal communication?
The answer is... nagging.



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Today a guy was talking about the wall Trump would build. I suggested a cheaper more effective solution... Mine fields
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We need an App that blocks all things political. Can you imagine the number of downloads it would get...
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I'm impressed that all my kids know the poem "In Flanders field" and why it was written.
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After having a baby, a friend asks: Is it a girl or a boy?

An electrical engineer answers: yes


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There are few things more annoying than all of the java security exceptions one must deal with when working with some equipment from providers that fail to update their software/certs, etc... Seriously, one does not need to be prompted 4 times to open the damn application.
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Watching "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", "Young Frankstein", and now "Stripes" back-to-back
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I have achieved complete Zen
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South Park was ahead of their time describing the upcoming election
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
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Some advice: Don't put a plasma ball gadget on your desk near a touchscreen Polycom phone.

I wonder what the radiating EMI from one of these looks like. I'd imagine it to be an interesting spectrum displayed.
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This really annoying automated caller from Google calls my desk phone daily. Well, it still calls...but now it gets forwarded to a Google business office. 
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This has been so relevant lately
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Occupation
Computer & Electrical Engineering
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Electrical Engineering, Embedded Systems, IPTV, VoIP, Linux, C, Perl, MySQL
Employment
  • TDS Telecom
    Sr. Network Specialist, present
  • Raytheon Electronic Systems
    Design Engineer
  • Heurikon / Artesyn / Emerson
    FAE
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USMC, Purdue - Electrical Engineering. Two holes-in-one.
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Currently
Wisconsin
Previously
Brazil, IN - Beaufort, SC - Coronado, CA - Framingham, MA - Middleton, WI - Iwakuni, Japan - Yechon, South Korea - Cubi Point, The Philippines
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