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David Celis
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I write the internet
I write the internet

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Awwwwwww yeaaahhhhhh.

I just listened to a woman on Fox News say, "It is the last acceptable form of misogyny in this country: hatred and prejudice towards conservative females."

Are you kidding me? For one, how is any form of misogyny acceptable? Secondly, pretty sure there are much worse forms of misogyny going on in this world. Keep it classy, Fox News.

I need a microphone opinion. Does anybody know how the Blue Microphones Yeti and the Audio-Technica AT2020 stack up against each other?

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My friend +Stephen Celis made this. Excellent little app for Mac users. Screenshots, and other files, are instantly stored to your dropbox (or imgur) and a link to it is placed on your clipboard. You can also drag files and selected text to the app icon. It will save those things to your dropbox as well in a neat little /Slingshot directory in your dropbox public folder for easy sharing, putting that link in to your clipboard for instant sharing.

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Oh, Sony. You so crazy.
How not to design a CAPTCHA

Unfortunately Sony missed the entire point of a CAPTCHA. Instead of using an obfuscated image which is difficult for computers to recognize the characters, they include the CAPTCHA's unobfuscated characters in HTML and use CSS and JavaScript to make the characters appear slightly distorted.

While taking a Digital Image and Video Processing class (EE 371R at utexas.edu), I picked up a summer hobby of writing CAPTCHA breakers. Most CAPTCHAs can be decoded with a combination of Gaussian edge detection and XOR difference analysis with known characters. However this one falls to a simple regex.
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Okay, this is the first time I've crawled out of my shell enough to do something like this. Here is me singing and playing a song that I transcribed on the piano. Also, sorry but no, this is not a video game song. Owen Pallett used to call himself Final Fantasy :). I can haz feedback?

Dear people putting me in circles: if your profile picture is not of a person AND your name isn't one that could belong to any reasonable human being... Remember: this is a social networking site, not 4chan

O̜̪͐̎ͦ͘H̼ͭ̃̑ ͦͥ҉̯G̼̪̞̩͉͛O҉D̆̊̅ ̲̝̝̯̼̠̗͋H͉͗̈́̑̈͑͘O̧̾ͤW͎̰̊̍̚ ̙͚̼̅̀͒̚D̯̂̌͂̐̊I̦̙̫̭̼͈D̮̓͗ͯ̚ ̇T̹̣͘H̗̤̠I̮͈͗͐ͩ̽S̫̩͉̙͎ ̟̱̲̜̗ͬͩ̓ͮ̾G̠͚̪̑̍É̜̳̜T̞̦͗̀͋ͯͦ͡ ̲͆̔́Ḥ̻͐̈́ͫ͞E͏͕͙̮R̨̒ͮ͂̃̓Ȅ̗̻͇̰̉ ͙̯̪̯͕̂ͮ̄͊Ȋ͊̆̏̇͊ͧ҉̥͕ ̭͑̀̅̓A͍͍̱͉̤͔̔ͅM̮̪̯̳͓̯̔ͅ ̤̝̪̠͔̇͗ͭ̐ͪN̯̱̠ͩ̿Oͪ̍̚҉͉̞̪̪͇T̯̲̞̦̗ͫͨ͘ ̵̬̯̑̏͆͊Ĝ͏̞̣͎̳̖ͅÕ̲̰̘͇̥ͯ̿O̯͇̼̊̎D̮̺̓͛ͥ͑ ͮ͌̆Ẅ̯̖̝͙͎́ͬ̈͌Ï̲̺͓̙̞̪͝T̡͕͎͌ͯ͐ͨͅH̬̦̟̲̭͚͉̎̄̃ ̖̹̮͈̯̦͉̃̉̑̔ͨ̚C̢̮̘̺̻̣͙ͧ͌̑̔̿̽͗O̳͐M̸̖͔ͨ̉̇ͦͥP̢̮̌͂U̞̅ͤ͆ͮ͊̀̀T̜͕̼̟ͤͭͥ̂̀E̵͊R͉̗̹ͭ͜
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