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David Celis
Works at DECK Monitoring
Attended Rollins College
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I just listened to a woman on Fox News say, "It is the last acceptable form of misogyny in this country: hatred and prejudice towards conservative females."

Are you kidding me? For one, how is any form of misogyny acceptable? Secondly, pretty sure there are much worse forms of misogyny going on in this world. Keep it classy, Fox News.
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My friend +Stephen Celis made this. Excellent little app for Mac users. Screenshots, and other files, are instantly stored to your dropbox (or imgur) and a link to it is placed on your clipboard. You can also drag files and selected text to the app icon. It will save those things to your dropbox as well in a neat little /Slingshot directory in your dropbox public folder for easy sharing, putting that link in to your clipboard for instant sharing.
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Okay, this is the first time I've crawled out of my shell enough to do something like this. Here is me singing and playing a song that I transcribed on the piano. Also, sorry but no, this is not a video game song. Owen Pallett used to call himself Final Fantasy :). I can haz feedback?
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Finally had time to watch it. Nice job David.
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O̜̪͐̎ͦ͘H̼ͭ̃̑ ͦͥ҉̯G̼̪̞̩͉͛O҉D̆̊̅ ̲̝̝̯̼̠̗͋H͉͗̈́̑̈͑͘O̧̾ͤW͎̰̊̍̚ ̙͚̼̅̀͒̚D̯̂̌͂̐̊I̦̙̫̭̼͈D̮̓͗ͯ̚ ̇T̹̣͘H̗̤̠I̮͈͗͐ͩ̽S̫̩͉̙͎ ̟̱̲̜̗ͬͩ̓ͮ̾G̠͚̪̑̍É̜̳̜T̞̦͗̀͋ͯͦ͡ ̲͆̔́Ḥ̻͐̈́ͫ͞E͏͕͙̮R̨̒ͮ͂̃̓Ȅ̗̻͇̰̉ ͙̯̪̯͕̂ͮ̄͊Ȋ͊̆̏̇͊ͧ҉̥͕ ̭͑̀̅̓A͍͍̱͉̤͔̔ͅM̮̪̯̳͓̯̔ͅ ̤̝̪̠͔̇͗ͭ̐ͪN̯̱̠ͩ̿Oͪ̍̚҉͉̞̪̪͇T̯̲̞̦̗ͫͨ͘ ̵̬̯̑̏͆͊Ĝ͏̞̣͎̳̖ͅÕ̲̰̘͇̥ͯ̿O̯͇̼̊̎D̮̺̓͛ͥ͑ ͮ͌̆Ẅ̯̖̝͙͎́ͬ̈͌Ï̲̺͓̙̞̪͝T̡͕͎͌ͯ͐ͨͅH̬̦̟̲̭͚͉̎̄̃ ̖̹̮͈̯̦͉̃̉̑̔ͨ̚C̢̮̘̺̻̣͙ͧ͌̑̔̿̽͗O̳͐M̸̖͔ͨ̉̇ͦͥP̢̮̌͂U̞̅ͤ͆ͮ͊̀̀T̜͕̼̟ͤͭͥ̂̀E̵͊R͉̗̹ͭ͜
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Cool story, Steam. Downloaded 2 out of 2.2 GB of Guild Wars last night before pausing. Come back from work today, resume download... 0/2.2 GB downloaded. Cool story indeed.
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Pretty sure I won't have enough money to pay for internet by the time this sale is over.
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My first real blog post, in which I discuss why five-star rating scales suck.
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Brewery.within(5, origin:@me).count
# => 37

Awwwwwww yeaaahhhhhh.
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Unless @me is a lat/long array you're going to get an error when it expects an integer/float and you gave it a User object!
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I need a microphone opinion. Does anybody know how the Blue Microphones Yeti and the Audio-Technica AT2020 stack up against each other?
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I had a blue ball microphone and I loved it. If you don't yet have a audio interface, the appogee one is incredible. Includes a nice micro phone and killer converter (for the price). 
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Oh, Sony. You so crazy.
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How not to design a CAPTCHA

Unfortunately Sony missed the entire point of a CAPTCHA. Instead of using an obfuscated image which is difficult for computers to recognize the characters, they include the CAPTCHA's unobfuscated characters in HTML and use CSS and JavaScript to make the characters appear slightly distorted.

While taking a Digital Image and Video Processing class (EE 371R at utexas.edu), I picked up a summer hobby of writing CAPTCHA breakers. Most CAPTCHAs can be decoded with a combination of Gaussian edge detection and XOR difference analysis with known characters. However this one falls to a simple regex.
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Dear people putting me in circles: if your profile picture is not of a person AND your name isn't one that could belong to any reasonable human being... Remember: this is a social networking site, not 4chan
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Great, now I have a credit card under the name PENISPENISPENIS M. CARDHOLDER
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HNNNNNNNNGH H originally shared:
 
I got an invite to G+? This is amazi-HNNNNNNNNGH
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Work
Occupation
Web Developer
Employment
  • DECK Monitoring
    Developer, 2011 - present
  • Cloudspace
    Developer, 2010 - 2011
Basic Information
Gender
Male
Looking for
Friends, Networking
Relationship
Single
Story
Tagline
I write the internet
Introduction
I am a Rails developer based out of Portland, Oregon.
Bragging rights
Creator and founder of Goodbrews
Education
  • Rollins College
    Computer Science, 2007 - 2011
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