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Appel à soutiens !
Parce que les pistes se font rare en IDF !
Parce que la pratique mérite d'être ouverte à tous !
Parce que ce lieu est mythique !
Parce que ...
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Il y a 15 mois débutaient des travaux de grandes envergures pour refaire le terrain de rugby et la piste du vélodrome Jacques Anquetil de la CIPALE à Paris. Depuis, c'est la désolation dans les rangs des cyclistes franciliens. La reconstruction de la piste a été confiée à une entreprise qui n'en avait pas les compétences. En l'état, la piste est dangereuse au-delà de 40km/h, alors autant dire qu'elle est inutilisable. La première réponse du serv...
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Mouhahaha !
Et la portière !
Motherfucking Bike [HD]

Motherfucking Bike by Sons of Science.
Share the road and watch out for cyclists – especially these ones.
Thanks for sharing, and while you’re at it, why not support indie music and get the track at

..and here are the lyrics, since some of you have asked:

Motherfucking Bike — Sons of Science

I rise in the morning, and greet the day
pull out the bike and I’m on my way
The transportation shows I care
Every turn of the pedal – cleans the air
Greener than green, I’m saving the planet
just like my friends Daryl, Sean, Toby and Janet
no greenhouse gas, a tiny carbon footprint up your ass
I’m on a motherfucking bike

Sharing my aggression is what that I do
Every day I’m riding the ‘Tour de Fuck You’
Banging on hoods and kicking in fenders
a right-of-way-aholic on a permanent bender
Running red lights at the fat intersection
Cutout seat protects my erection
You like the bird, in my hand?
Take two from a motherfucking track stand on my bike
I’m on a motherfucking bike
I’m on a motherfucking bike

Skinny-ass pants, the ‘stache is fat
the canvas kicks, the ear-flap hat
Got no gears so you best not dis me
yeah bitch, it’s a motherfuckin fixie
Middle of the street is where you’re gonna find me
a shitload of traffic backed up behind me
Critical Mass is a Facebook “like”
I’m on a motherfucking bike
I’m on a motherfucking bike
(horn and bell solo)

©2012 Sons of Science – all rights (and lefts) reserved
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