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Seen the comments for Google Play services yet? 

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.google.android.gms

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Way to be a fuckwit.
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Three thousand followers!

1 star.

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Literally "life saving".

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+Keyan Mobli cited some raptor game as the worst game on Play Store.

He is, of course, mistaken. The worst game on Play Store -- and indeed, the worst game that has ever been on Play Store, is SantasWorldWar. This game appeared shortly after Play Store Android Market opened up for developers to self-service publish. I remember wishing I could just remove it unilaterally. But in an unimpeachable demonstration of the power of Android compatibility, you can still run this beauty on a Nexus 7. It works just... uh... great. As it were.

But I can never think of SantasWorldWar without also thinking of Fleck the Elf, which was an amazingly high production value (for the time) puzzle game submitted to the first Android Developer Challenge. I loved that thing, and made sure to buy my copy as soon as I actually could. Sadly, Fleck has been unpublished, even as SantasWorldWar lives on. Tragic.

But if you're out there, Fleck the Elf developers, keep on rocking. Next time I pick up a six-pack of magic fairy invincibility juice, I'll pour one out for Fleck.


https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.allbinary.game.santasworldwar

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Pro tip: get your Fact(book)'s right before commenting. 
Facebook is definitely not a FactBook, dude.

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Makes sense. 
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