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Rusty Pliers
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“I Have a Thing for My Swimming Pool”
(85) “I Have a Thing for My Swimming Pool” I have a thing for my swimming pool. 16,000 gallons of good zen! Apart from many other reasons To have a thing for a swimming pool, Such as its beauty, Its fun,  Or its health benefits, My swimming pool seems to sa...
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"How Big Is Your Zen?"
(66) “Interconnected” Water, rock, plant. You, me, all. Past, present, future… Interconnected! (82) “Marriage Zen”  Boy! It’s hard to be married sometimes! I suppose I’m not the first person  To have thought that thought, am I? Not by a long shot, eh? I’m p...
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"3 Stardust Zens"
“3 Stardust Zens” [Performed April 12, 2017] (1) “Trust Your Zen” “Trust yourself,” my zen said to me. “Huh?” I answered, Being at the time Distracted by the world And the part I play within it. “Trust yourself,” my zen repeated, adding, “Everything you nee...
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“My Zen is Stronger Than My Anger”
“My Zen is Stronger Than My Anger” My zen is stronger than my anger. Which shows you how strong  My zen can be! Because my anger can be very strong If I forget or I’m lazy, And let it rage without control. Which, I confess, happens From time to time. Rememb...
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“If It’s Advice You Seek”
(49) “If It’s Advice You Seek” We’re collecting internet followers, My zen and I. I’m flattered but, If I have followers Does it mean  That I must lead? You cannot control all the events of your life. Hardly any of them, really. So try not  To let things  G...
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"Two Zen Tuesday"
(34) “Trust Your Zen” (Published previously on Rusty’s Blog, Aug 28, 2015.  Extensively reedited.) “Trust yourself,” my zen said to me. “Huh?” I answered. (For I don’t always catch What my zen says The first time around.) “Trust yourself,” my zen repeated. ...
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"3 Spring Zens"
(27) “Dinosaur Zen”  (Previously published as Television Zen  July 10, 2015. Edited since.) I was watching TV last night. It was a movie about prehistoric times. Although, it being prehistoric,  How would they know? A young woman with big breasts  In a litt...
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More Monday Zen
“Zen Can Do Anything” My zen and I  Had a couple of drinks last night. Oh?  You didn’t think that zen could drink? That it was against zen’s religion or something? Ha Ha!  Don’t make me laugh. Zen can do anything! Anyway, as I was saying, We had a couple la...
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Critics Are Raving About Hold the Beetroot!
Critics Are Raving  About  Hold The Beetroot! Yes, the reviews are in!  Destined to be a children’s classic, a colossal bestseller, blockbuster motion picture and pirated download…  HOLD THE BEETROOT by  Rusty Pliers  Here are just a few of the ravings from...
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Animator! Carpe Diem! (Part 3)
Animator!  Carpe Diem!  (Part 3) Sachi showed me into a small office and gestured vaguely towards the work piled upon an animation desk.  “Take a look at the scene,” she said. “See if you can figure out what it needs. Nobody’s touched it since the animator ...
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