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Ward A
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Skinny as a rail but I'm still Big Poppa smooth.
Skinny as a rail but I'm still Big Poppa smooth.

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Dearly departed... We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of one of the most interesting social networks ever created: Google+.

Google+ was born on June 28th, 2011 in apartheid Mountain View, California asexually to deadbeat addict parent +Google. Google was busy killing off all of their products, destroying the San Francisco Bay Area, and shitting on their loyal users when Big Dick +Vic Gundotra strolled into the Googleplex to adopt Google Buzz and turn it into a “social” network that could compete with Facial Book or whatever that Russian Bot farm is called.

In the beginning, G+ was basically just /b/ and a bunch of fake tech people that had “Social Media” in their about me section. HIRLs happened, titties and dicks were out for Harambe; life was great. We were creative… +Daria Musk played a concert for like 24 hours or some shit, +Noelle M made crocheted things, and I slandered dead people through hoodbituaries (to name a few). But while everything was good on the surface, there were problems brewing in Yung G+’s life. Vic grew increasingly absent as a parent, and neglected Yung G+.

I remember G+ and I were at Planned Parenthood getting condoms and aborted baby parts, and he was wearing these big Zsa Zsa Gabor lookin ass sunglasses as if to hide black eyes. But when G+ took the glasses off there were no bruises. Pretty sure G+ was retarded because he had bruises all over his body. Dumb shit.

Remember when the colors changed from black to red? That was when Natalie Villalobos left her LSD out and G+ got ahold of it. What about all the white space? Concussion from when Vic forgot to strap in a car seat.

Lmfao, we outed Klansmen on this fucking website and probably got one of em killed (RIP Blake). And yet, we were still not listened to. We watched these knuckle dragging Conservacunts spam incoherent bullshit across posts and harass women for days... But G+ sat there silent. Because it learned from its parents. After I got reported for racism for laughing at the New Harlem Shake (I'm half white, Chris you giant baby lookin cockfag) we went on a mission to expose the real racists. But, again, whatever. We had HIRLS with titties out, and G+ would look the other way until Vic would join randomly and hit on Kate Blass be it in comments or on threads.

Fuck, remember when Me, +Erika S, and Whill Higgy were in a cab with Kayla after a Rory HIRL and we kicked her out the cab... got another, and left her in the middle of DC for being racist to a cab driver? Or when Cockemore swore to god that half shaved head porn star was his homegirl and I saw her in Vegas like "You know Johnny?" and Warmachine beat the brakes off her afterwards? Shit got wild on this platform.

Our Lord Rory Swan and the Patron Saint of GOML Christopher Dorner will lay waste to this website after April 2nd, 2019 as it passes into the shadow realm. We’ve had fun here. We’ve made lasting friends. Some of you idiots up and got married and are “living your best lives.” Me, I’m still stuck in North Korea having being tricked into going there for a HIRL. Through the years G+ got sloppier and tried to become more like Facebook with stupid shit like Communities (shout out to the Soul Food community). They tried so hard to be like it that they even had data breaches like FB. How adorable.

G+ up and died. It’ll be remembered by no one. It leaves no one behind. Its biological parents are just murdering all of their children because fuck it. They’re on some gerbil shit. Let’s enjoy these last two months and this shitty hoodbituary. Not my best effort, but whatever.

I'll miss you mother fuckers when this is all said and done. Been with allegedly 40k of y'all for almost a decade now. Find me on twitter getting suspended @MERKJONES and that MeWe bullshit as WardX. And yet, after all the bullshit I've done to make this place poppin I'm STILL not verified. I had to show my ID to get my account back after #Todding.

Peace out mother fuckers, may Dorner be with you.

#FInalRustling #Hoodbituaries
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Could you even?
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Yo before G+ dies, go look at this mook mother fucker right here +Nicholas Rock Johannsen
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+Kate Blass  #GOML  kid. Listened to this for five months straight. 
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Ahem Dearly departed...

#FinalyRustling #Hoodbituaries
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Ima miss +BG Kumbi
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Ugh, I did this thing: https://mewe.com/i/wardx

#KillMe
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Calling a racist a racist is racist, therefore; I'm in Twitter jail. Nigga.
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Got banned from Twitter again. Fuck you @google+
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Me: I have six fake movies on Google+.
My grandfather:
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