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So done with this winter. When I left my house it was one degree warmer here than McMurdo base in Antarctica. Someone turn up the sun.

Edit: Because of the time zone difference — and the delay getting the data from McMurdo — the temperature at McMurdo was at 10pm, vs 6am in the DC area.
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Pizza makes a lot of evening. 
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Before and after Valentine's Day homemade pizza
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The Policy of Sweet Dreams are Made of This Truth. 
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And baked
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It's OK, we punished it by devouring its face. 
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Captain Dollie of the starship Cardboard Box to tower. Awaiting clearance for take off. Over. 
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"Negative, Hairball 1; the pattern is full"
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Today's challenge: define asshat in words an MBA can understand. 
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+Neil Yriart​, I think this is relevant to your interests :-) 
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If we make it over there, will pick them up for you.
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Important safety note: when rooting/OEM unlocking an Android phone, make sure you have your Google password handy.
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...and a melee weapon.
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So, today's a Federal holiday.  Unless, of course, you're a contractor. I'd be surprised if there are a dozen other people in the building today.  Including security.
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And working for a beltway bandit corp. that's not run by Satan :)

I suspect that if he thought he could get away with it, my CEO wouldn't give us any holidays
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Neil Gaiman: ‘Terry Pratchett isn’t jolly. He’s angry’
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The most popular messaging app on the Android platform, Handcent SMS is a highly customizable SMS/MMS app that lets you fall in love with te

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3 Reasons There Are So Many Jews In Comedy
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I had to admit I didn't have a more satisfying response. I simply didn't know why there were there so many Jews in comedy. My Hebrew school

Science Daily: News & Articles in Science, Health, Environment &...
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Breaking science news and articles on global warming, extrasolar planets, stem cells, bird flu, autism, nanotechnology, dinosaurs, evolution

Russia on verge of banning pro-gay words, jailing gay foreign visitors
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Russia is on the verge of passing a law that would ban pro-gay words, and throw foreign visitors who are gay, or simply pro-gay, in jail for

My thoughts on D&D Next
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Having had the chance to run the first public outing of D&D Next in the UK, and having been involved in both some of the behind the scenes t

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Some map porn for cartophiles. Is that a thing? Regardless, these are delightful.

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Unlock your typing potential. * Webby Awards People’s Voice Winner for Innovation, 2012 * * Mobile World Congress Award Winner for Innovatio

Plus-One This: Proof That Google Plus Will Prevail
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Remember when Google Plus “flopped"? Well, it didn’t. In fact, it was, and still is, just part of Google’s plan--but everyone (including the

ErgoEmacs
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Emacs tips & tricks + ErgoEmacs news.

Kindle
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Kindle books on your phone including thousands of free books. No Kindle required The Kindle app is optimized for Android devices giving user

RealCalc Scientific Calculator
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RealCalc Scientific Calculator Android's #1 Scientific Calculator. A fully featured scientific calculator which looks and operates like the

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Pretzel Rolls
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GOP Lawmakers Propose Official State Religion
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Republican North Carolina state legislators have proposed allowing an official state religion in a measure that would declare the state exem

Scenes From A Multiverse - Captain’s Lament
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My good friend Randy Milholland of Something Positive is responsible for today's SFAM guest strip. Please note that no babies were harmed in

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
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News: September 19, 2009 Holy crap another update on time! Also, we had our first video over 70k views! WOOP. Also, as it's been a while