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Dissecting the news with a satire-sword of hilarity!
Dissecting the news with a satire-sword of hilarity!

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Want to know what else was on Mitt Romney's 47 percent tape? Luckily, our man Peter was at the dinner.
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U.S. obesity projected to worsen, says researcher willing to make the most predictable projection in the history of projections.
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Occupy Wall Street has purposely not expanded in an ironic form of protest against capitalism.
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Gary Bauer getting stand ovation at #VVS12. Although simply yelling "Fuck, Obama! Yay, Jesus!" would probably do the trick, too.
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Usually Democrats like to solve their differences with poetry read alongside the setting sun. But methinks they'd take these poll numbers.
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Kate Middleton caught topless. Perverted World (aka The World) ceases productivity.
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Good news for Mitt Romney! If your reasoning isn't bound by chronology, then it's impossible to be untimely.
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Just got an email, subject line: "Terry Williams will die on October 3." Thought I was in a Liam Neeson thriller.
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