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Abhi Final…
No Change.

14th Feb ko kya hai???

👉🏼Agar aap ke paas girlfriend hai toh ‘Valentine Day’.
👉🏼Agar biwi hai toh ‘Mahavir Jayanti’.
👉🏼Agar dono mei se koi bhi nahi toh ‘Hanuman Jayanti’.
👉🏼Aur agar dono hai toh ‘Bajirao Mastani’. 😍😉😜😂
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सिंगल- क्या बेब्कूफो वाला हफ्ता है 

कपल- भाई 5 K उधार दे दे आज का दिन खिसके कल का टेंशन कल देखेंगे
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आज का ज्ञान:

अगर ATM कि लाइन में आपके पीछे सुंदर लड़की खडी हो तो भी पैसे उतने हि नीकाले जितनी आपको जरूरी हो 
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पत्नी :
पूरा दिन क्रिकेट, क्रिकेट ..!!  मैं घर छोड़ कर जा रही हूँ …………

पति :
(कोमेन्टरी के अंदाज़ में)
पहलीबार कदमों का बेहतरीन इस्तेमाल !!
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Ek pahchan hajaro Dost bana deti hain,
Ek muskaan hajaro gum bhula deti hain
Zindagi ke safar me sambhal kar chalna
Ek galti hajaro sapne jala kr raakh deti hai
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Jahan yaad na aaye teri,
Woh tanhaai kis kaam ki.
Bigde rishte na bane,
To khudaai kis kaam ki.
Beshak apni manzil tak jana hai hamein,
Lekin jahaan se apne na dikhein,
Woh oonchaai kis kaam ki!
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Hothon se tumhe aaj chu lun is tarha
Or doob ke pyar ke nashe mein tumse izhaar kar loon,
Simat jaao aaj ki raat teri bahon mein sanam
Or sari hasarate puri aaj kar loon.
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Khud Ko aaj teri bahon mein hum sama lenge,
Apni rooh ko tere jism mein basa lenge..
Nazdikiyan hogi tere mere bich,
Or chum ke tere hotho ko bekarari hum bada lenge..
Fir karenge mehsoos aaj pyar ko hum,
Tumhe apni jaan bana lenge.
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Sapno ki trha tujhe saja ke rakhon,
Bahon mein apni chupa ke rakhon,
Mohabbat karo tujhe bepana
Or hamdam tujhe apna bana ke rakhon..
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Shiddat se chahate hai tujhe,
Bas tere pyar ki tamanna karte hai..
Jaan nisar kar de tujh par apni,
Itni hum tujh se mohabbat karte hai..
Karte hai har lamha khuda se dua,
Or har dua me tujhe apna banane ki dua karte hai..
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