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Brett Bjornsen

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So much this... 

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Gotta love vivid crystal clear dreams while taking a nap....

"Every time I successfully wake you up from cryo sleep, is a time I count as having saved your life. As I see it, without me, you'd be a frozen corpse floating in space forever." me as the ships cryo technician

Captain: "But there's the automated system..."

me: "All due respect Captain, I've seen those old sci fi flicks where the system goes all haywire and ejects  everyone into space...and that's why I'm here getting paid the big bucks... to make sure everyone's space nap goes without a hitch or a snooze button"
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