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Strip Club
I need to share an experience with
someone other than the guys I was with, in hopes that everyone will enjoy it as
much as I did. I was with some buddies, and we decided it would be in our best
interest to go to a strip club. Now, before you write back to m...
Strip Club
Strip Club
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The In's and Out's
It was about 3:00 AM, and my eyelids were way heavier than
the beer I was drinking all night. As I scan the room in disgust I see an array
of drunk people having drunk conversations, a mob of inebriated men hoisting a
dry keg over the railing on the back po...
The In's and Out's
The In's and Out's
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Inevitable Regret
Regret (verb): to feel sad,
repentant, or disappointed over (something that has happened). It’s a natural
emotion that humans feel subconsciously. We always look back on how we could
have done things differently- “I could have given that relationship anothe...
Inevitable Regret
Inevitable Regret
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King James' Return
The big news today- King James is
going home. For non-basketball fans, or anyone that lives under a rock and hasn’t
heard yet, LeBron James has made the choice to leave the Miami Heat to return
to the Cleveland Cavaliers, the location where James started hi...
King James' Return
King James' Return
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What College Is ACTUALLY Like
College.  It’s the culminating point of liveliness,
stress, and entertainment in one’s stint here on earth… or so I’m told. These
are the years where one can drink themselves into sickness and fatigue, and
still make it to that Chem exam the following morni...
What College Is ACTUALLY Like
What College Is ACTUALLY Like
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Is Amazon Taking Over the World?
Just recently I was attempting to
run errands.  I left my phone on the
charger at home; therefore I had no method of telling time. I thought to
myself, “Zach, you know what you could use right now? You need a wristwatch. Think
about how easy it is, whenever...
Is Amazon Taking Over the World?
Is Amazon Taking Over the World?
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Wait, Wait... Let Me Tweet This
Imagine that you are sitting on the
couch watching television, let’s say it’s a re-run of “Seinfeld” that you have
already seen at least 7 to 8 times because it’s one of the funniest sitcoms
that has ever aired.  The situation is
clearly not grasping your f...
Wait, Wait... Let Me Tweet This
Wait, Wait... Let Me Tweet This
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Forced Fan Hood
Before I begin this blog post, I
would like to explain the tone that will be in use. Most of the posts contained
within this blog have, and will be, either informative, educational, or opinion
based. However, this post will be on the contrary. I would like ...
Forced Fan Hood
Forced Fan Hood
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Case of the Mondays
Happy Monday to all viewers and
welcome to Complex Cognishun. Even though the days of the week are entirely
socially constructed and don’t, well, shouldn't have an effect on our emotions,
it always seems as if when Monday rolls around we become grumpy (for ...
Case of the Mondays
Case of the Mondays
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