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Is Germany trolling us? I think Germany may be trolling us. It's an electronic MIDI hurdy-gurdy. No, really.

http://crimeandtheforcesofevil.com/blog/?p=7616
IS GERMANY TROLLING US? I HOPE GERMANY IS NOT TROLLING US. It's an electronic MIDI hurdy-gurdy. « and here comes the hammer. Logging In... Profile cancel · Sign in with Twitter Sign in with Facebook. or. Name. Email Not published. Website. Comment. Authenticate this comment using OpenID.
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The Confederacy was entirely about slavery. Think otherwise? You are wrong. Let's ask the Confederate government, shall we? ROLL TAPE:

http://crimeandtheforcesofevil.com/blog/2015/07/the-confederacy-was-entirely-about-slavery
If you are one of the people who think the Confederate States of America was about anything other than slavery and white supremacy, you are flatly wrong. You aren't wrong on interpretation, or importance, or emphasis, you are flatly, utterly, completely wrong on facts. Don't take it from me, ...
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Looking for a new lair? Looking for a floating lair? Don't fall for this: 

http://crimeandtheforcesofevil.com/blog/2015/06/dont-fall-for-this/
don't fall for this. June 30th, 2015; Posted in Uncategorized; Write comment. Sure, as a floating lair, it looks fairly swank, and the only ethical way to own this monstrosity is to steal it, so that's fair. But when you see rooms like this?
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And we're out - in more ways than one: http://crimeandtheforcesofevil.com/blog/?p=7598
Too busy loading out for shows to write a real post this morning, but congratulations to all the QUILTBAG people in the States on getting marriage equality. I was a little worried they'd limit their ruling to full-faith-and-credit, but they didn't. And a shout-out to all the queer kids in homes ...
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C'mon, George, have some goddamn self-respect.

http://crimeandtheforcesofevil.com/blog/2015/06/nothin-but-class/
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Seriously, there are capcha minigames now? Also, an attoreview of Jurassic World:

http://crimeandtheforcesofevil.com/blog/2015/06/minigame-capchas-now/
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And here comes the hammer: Kindle Unlimited royalty rates are in fact extremely limited. Hey, writers - what's this mean for you?

http://crimeandtheforcesofevil.com/blog/2015/07/and-here-comes-the-hammer/
Amazon has been working on adjusting Kindle Unlimited – their streaming-service equivalent for writers – for a while. A fair number of people have been worrying about what that would mean. We've known for a while that the author money would come from a fixed-size pot – and that pot would ...
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Pictures from the road, including a couple of high desert road panoramas I think came out well:

http://crimeandtheforcesofevil.com/blog/2015/07/pictures-from-the-road/
I don't have nearly as many photos of the dry side as I want, particularly ones taken on the way back. As we were headed west, I kept pointing at things and going, “goddammit, I wish I had a picture of that,” but I was flying that Raptor and the only one who could, so not so much for me.
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We're back! And now I know what it's like to play outdoor gigs in 48C/119F weather.

http://crimeandtheforcesofevil.com/blog/2015/06/and-were-back/
Got back early this morning. Pretty sleepy still, but now I can say I've survived a weekend of gigging in 46-48C (115-119F) temperatures. Surprisingly good crowds, particularly given the weather. Sunday went particularly well – we kind of turned a morning set in an isolated section of the ...
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ow ow ow ow ow - what the hell, callouses?

http://crimeandtheforcesofevil.com/blog/2015/06/ow-ow-ow-ow-ow/
It's really important for many kinds of instrumentalists to maintain good callouses, particularly zouk, mandolin, and guitar players. There's a rumour that Stevie Ray Vaughn used to superglue his callouses back on if they fell off. Somehow my left-hand (fretboard side) callouses have all ...
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Yet another hideout for CRIME and the Forces of Evil, superheroes turned supervillains turned musicians! We specialise in rage-driven acoustic elfmetal originals, and traditional songs of piracy, riot, and revolution! We also have two web albums and a full studio CD, and are often on tour.