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Did You Know: All cats like boxes?
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"I'm sorry, Redguard. The Rules of Engagement govern the affairs of gentlemen. But you, a rebel in arms, a traitor to the Emperor, and a threat to the Emperor's peace... All you have earned is summary execution." --Lord Richton, moments after gaining the upper hand on Cyrus
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Did You Know: The Resolution of Zenithar, the temple dedicated to the god of work and commerce, used to require its members to be trained pickpockets? Arkay, god of birth and death, instead required his acolytes to be trained in backstabs, just like the Dark Brotherhood.
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Did You Know: Trolls are capable of learning how to read and write, and have been known to organize into small working groups? Trolls have also been known to develop intense fascination with various manmade objects, such as the Kalperklan trolls and their obsession with calipers.
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"Projects are underway to discern the origin and nature of the College's recent find in Saarthal. Any and all theories are currently being considered. Those with ideas should please speak with Mirabelle. At this time, there is no indication that, as has been rumored, the object is in fact a physical part of Magnus, the god of magic. It has been suggested that the object is a gateway to the realm of Aetherius, but nothing has proven that idea one way or the other. It has been proposed that the object is in fact the entirety of Aurbis in one physical space. This would of course mean that Tamriel, indeed all of Mundus, is actually contained within the sphere. It further suggests that we are somehow then outside our own existence while looking in at it. While the idea seems dubious at best, it has not, at present, been entirely ruled out." --Phinis Gestor: Policy on the Eye
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8th of Evening Star

News has reached us that the great Snow Prince has fallen in battle. The urgency to go into hiding has left many of us scattered and those of us still together unsure of which direction to turn. In the long hours of night we keep huddled together always fearing the worst until the first light of the blessed sun. May Auri-El guide our footsteps.

13th of Evening Star

In the night I overheard the Old Ones whispering secrets of the underground and the Dwemer who dwell there. I thought back on stories Father once told me of these dwarves, heroic tales of honor and glory. The Old Ones must know of these stories for it has been decided that we will change course upon first light. I feel hopeful that the Dwemer will help us to avenge our fallen and reclaim our land.

-- Journal of Mirtil Angoth, a young Falmer
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UESP’S LIST OF TOP FIVE SKYRIMS (2018)

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5. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: VR Edition
Making it to the fifth spot on the list is Skyrim, but for people with a thing for expensive headgear that isn’t just this generation’s equivalent to motion controls.
Score: 5 Skyrims out of 10

4. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Legendary Edition
In what was a legend... wait for it... dary, bit of cross promotion, this one comes with a season of the sitcom “How I Met Your Mother” included with it. The season was randomly chosen, and you quickly realize most of the episodes don’t have anything to do with how he met their mother. A vast improvement over initial release.
Score: 9 seasons of very patient children listening to their father out of 9

3. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Very Special Edition
This is in fact the darkest timeline.
Score: 10 people reacting shocked that this actually exists out of 10

2. Iron Sword
When everything else in the world is going wrong... when there is no hope left... he was there for you. Believe in Iron Sword.
Score: Iron Sword

Before we get to our number one Skyrim, here are some honorable mentions.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
The original, and therefore the worst.
Score: 0 Skyrims out of 10

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Collector’s Edition
Isn’t a complete set of every version of Skyrim ever made, and is therefore false advertising.
Score: 1 Skyrims out of 10

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Special Edition
Not special enough anymore, apparently.
Score: 2 Skyrims out of 10

And now, our best Skyrim of 2018...

1. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Switch Edition
Finally can play as Zelda, heck yeah.
Score: 10 Skyrims out of 10.
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"Be as dawn to your ally, and set dusk upon your foe."

"The Four-Hundred and Fifth Strike: the serpent's right fang as it pierces the eye."

"When swarmed by flies, favor the flat over the edge."

"Anger is a crack in the hull that sinks the ship."

"First blood matters less than last breath."

"Journey many and many miles, but do not leave the Hall of the Virtues of War."

"Discover your foe's habits and discard your own."

"Do not lose the melody in the rapture of one triumphant note."

"The sword is the self. Its edge is the mind."

"To shed the mantle of fear is to cast it upon your enemy."

"Shouting to halt the sands' shifting only leaves you hoarse."

"Prepare to pay for victory in blood, but do not waste a drop."

"The victor's tempo grasps his opponent's and devours it."

"The Seventy-Ninth Strike: the spear of the fisherman sharpened at daybreak."

"Live and die in every moment of battle."

"Train your opponent to make the wrong response."

"The worst action executed with vigor is superior to the best action executed timidly."

"A thrust is elegant, and a cut is powerful, but sometimes the right action is a head-butt."

"The high guard is most suitable for feints and crossovers, but mind your nether limbs."

"Your opponent's sword is not your enemy. Watch your opponent, not his sword."

"Perfection in the eight basic cuts is critical—though you will never use them in battle."

"A closed line is not open."

--Excerpts from The Book of Circles
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Today is International Cat Day. To celebrate, here's the original Khajiiti love interest:

"How can Ahnassi not see? Must she be blind? She sees you walk, and she likes what she sees. It is her profession, to see such things as the flow of the body, and the grace of the eye, and admire."

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Today is International Cat Day. To celebrate, here's the original Khajiiti love interest:

"How can Ahnassi not see? Must she be blind? She sees you walk, and she likes what she sees. It is her profession, to see such things as the flow of the body, and the grace of the eye, and admire."

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