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Colin Gorton
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Attends Marion High School
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Instead of going to #Starbucks, I make my own coffee, yell my name out incorrectly, and then light a $5 bill on fire.
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Live dangerously. #KitKat  

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lol
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Mother-in-law hmm... That implies that he is married... Poor wife of that demented character, tie dye is soooo last season:)
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Yeah, I feel the same way a lot.....
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Going to the Liquid Zoo?   #FAIL  

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Friend #FAIL   #funnygifs   #gif  

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ummm.....ouch??
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#funny #humor #cats
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so true!!
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What words can sum up this guy?!?! Lol
Introduction
I play soccer year round....and I brag all the time on my G+ account....
Bragging rights
Who needs them?
Education
  • Marion High School
    2012 - present
  • Marion Homeschool
    2007 - present
  • The Gorton School of Higher Learning
    Highschool, 2007 - present
Links
Work
Occupation
Stuff and things
Skills
Everything
Employment
  • Fareway
    Courtesy, 2014 - present
    Taking out grocery's and loading them into people's cars.
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Gender
Male
Looking for
Friends, Networking
Relationship
It's complicated
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