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Emeto Winner
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get your strategy right.this book will show you how.
In life we human beings take some things for granted and we miss opportunities because of it. To know who you are and what you are made of should be your number one priority i...
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UNILAG 2nd Foundation Supplementary List 2016/2017 Out!

The management of University of Lagos (UNILAG) has released the 2nd supplementary admission list for 2016/2017 academic session. The 2nd supplementary list can be viewed on the attached pdf document; click here to vi
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A Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this Question : Michael if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom ??

Michael : "Just a minute, I have to go pee.."

Teacher : That would be rude & impolite.. How about you Sam ??

Sam said : "I really need to go to the Toilet, i'm sorry.."

Teacher : That's better but still not nice to say the word Toilet.. Oh you Akpors ?? Can you use your brain ??

Akpors said : "Darling, May i please be excused for a moment ?? I've got to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom i hope to introduce to you after dinner."
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You shall have all that the enemy has stolen from you by force..
A NIGTH OF OPEN HEAVEN
Fri, February 1, 2013, 11:00 PM GMT+1
8-14 Ijaiye Road, Ogba Estate

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what i am today is not the result of my intellingence but of my determination
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FUWukari Registration Procedure For New And Returning Students 2016/2017

The management of Federal University Wukari (FUWUKARI) has released 2016/2017 the registration procedure for fresh and returning students. Details of the procedure can be found on the attached Pdf document; FIND FILE ATTACHED BELOW:dowload here or view…
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Teacher: What is a Verb?
Akpors: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?
Akpors: It is a complete sentence sir.
Teacher: Are you mad?
Akpors: It is a question sir.
Teacher: Don't be stupid.
Akpors: It is an advice sir.
Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Akpors: It is a command sir.
Teacher: You're an idiot.
Akpors: It is an insult sir.
Teacher: Get out of my class.
Akpors: It is an order sir.
Teacher: Oh! Goodness, Whata boy!
Akpors: It is an exclamation sir.
Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Akpors: It is a prayer sir.
Teacher: You need to see a doctor.
Akpors: It is a suggestion sir.
Teacher: I rest my case.
Akpors: It is ur choice sir
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Micah is potentially that student. ..sigh, at least she has straight A's.
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Principal : Why Were U Absent Yesterday ?

AKPOS : I Attended A Burial

PRINCIPAL : Hmmmm ! Akpos The Lateness Specialist, nothing will Stop me from punishing U. Now Answer Me......Who Died ?

AKPOS : Thank you, Principal, The first son of the Cousin of my Grand Mother's youngest Nephew Who is also the Youngest Stepbrother to the Woman who gave Birth to my Uncle's Youngest Step-Son and He Was Also........... ...!

PRINCIPAL : Alright.....Alright. ..Pls!...Thats Enough...!.. Just go to the Class!
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                     GOOD MORNING FRIENDS AND FAMILY
 
 
I command evil powers buying and selling your glory, the glory of your wife, your husband, your children, your career, your vision, your hope, your goal, your business, your education and your understanding, let their evil network be broken and catch fire in the name of jesus I pray………..amen……you can never be poor again…..poor in thinking, poor in business, poor in vision and poor in understanding is not your portion in the name of jesus…………amen…..be blessed….be blessed…..
 
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Nails: to reduce uneven breaking of your nails, dip your finger tips in olive oil for 10 minutes ………….          
 
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BENEFITS OF FASTING
 God has regarded fasting as righteousness, FASTING is the fulfillment of God kingdom and righteousness. Worries makes you lose weight, just think of the solution. Fasting, prayer and giving are the three key to greatness and this year is crowed glory and honour and you should know that registration do not grantee graduation and matriculation do not grantee convocation so comet your ways in the lord and he will be happy to lead your steps. Just take this from me that this year your mouth will be enlarge over our enemies and you have to try and drown your heaven to your earth……….GOOD MORNING ……..  
 
 
 UNTILL your blessings is above all your are not yet there. There are three keys to your unlimited blessings; giving,prayer and fasting. Everything you ever desire can be accessed though giving,prayer and fasting. Spectators are never partakers. Your seed (giving), prayer and fasting brings you to the place of honour and riches. Honour goes hand-in-hand with riches.

Help people that are in need; pay child’s school fees;assist people to get jobs, Giving is living and it brings you out of poverty. Your giving gives GOD the opportunity to perform. This week GOD shall perfect all that concerns YOU.this year GOD is going to challenge everyone that is challenging your destiny in JESUS NAME I PRAY…{AMEN}  
       
 
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