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Monica Hamburg
Works at Dazed and Convicted ( DazedandConvicted.com)
Attended The Neighborhood Playhouse School of Theatre
Lives in Vancouver
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Gourmet Bedrooms for the Open Mature in Your Life
I received the following request on Twitter. And I am nothing if not kind and helpful. So I gave it a quick once-over. Originally, I thought there was some kind of " Mr. Subliminal " thing going on but, upon a second glance, it all made perfect sense: "land...
I received the following request on Twitter. And I am nothing if not kind and helpful. So I gave it a quick once-over. Originally, I thought there was some kind of "Mr. Subliminal" thing going on but, upon a second glance, ...
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 A blessing and a curse. (My blessing is their curse.)
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119 - A Helping Spank and The Birds and the Beads
This time, one Craigslist poster tries to sell us on perverted therapy and another has a longing prelude to sex (maybe). Then there's a voice-over ad with such low expectations. And a second asking for help with a craaaazy plan!  And, speaking of craaaazy p...
This time, one Craigslist poster tries to sell us on perverted therapy and another has a longing prelude to sex (maybe). Then there's a voice-over ad with such low expectations. And a second asking for help with a craaaazy pl...
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NEW Episode! Many sexual (and yet astoundingly unappealing) Craigslist offers!

An ode to manipulative perversity. This episode our Craigslist demented posts include: A man with a soft unit, more "artistic" photographers, a self-professed dull couple who may decide to have an orgy, and another kind fellow offering to altruistically fondle you. 
 
Also: The contest continues! Draw a worse logo of me than the one this Fiverr guy drew. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/

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Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/episode-118-massage-molester-and-an-inconvenient-orgy 

Site: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/2015/03/118-massage-molester-and-inconvenient.html 

iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-and-convicted/id436670413
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118 - Massage Molester and An Inconvenient Orgy
An ode to manipulative perversity! This episode our Craigslist demented posts include: A man with a soft unit, more "artistic" photographers, a self-professed dull couple who may decide to have an orgy, and another kind fellow offering to altruistically fon...
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117 - Baby Got Flat
This time from (mostly) Craigslist, we have: Ads from adult babies, VHS-dependent animal lovers, a man with a great idea about your bum  - and flatophiles! Plus: The logo that proves I'm from Hell ... ------------------------------------------------------...
This time from (mostly) Craigslist, we have: Ads from adult babies, VHS-dependent animal lovers, a man with a great idea about your bum - and flatophiles! Plus: The logo that proves I'm from Hell... --------------------------...
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NYC Podcasters: I’m in NYC for a bit and would love to do some podcasts. I've been on Pod Awful, The New York City Crime Report, Succotash and more. 

I’m funny, fun, “edgy”, and explicit. 

My podcast is: DazedandConvicted.com 
and you can learn more about me at: http://MonicaHamburg.com/

(Feel free to share this status, of course. Or recommend NYC-based shows you know/like, or you think would like me.)

One caveat: I am only able to talk about one topic. This one:
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Finally, I provide useful information!  
Clearly, because someone paid me.
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(I narrate these:)
Clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L31x12hLAM 

Full: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsx9Ga8XZiM 
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 Next episode of my podcast, I'm going to have to try this.
Please write or send me some text to interpret this way! 

Re: DazedandConvicted.com ( +Dazed and Convicted: Craigslost )
“Next episode of my podcast, I'm going to have to try this. Please write or send me some text to interpret this way! Re: DazedandConvicted.com”
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Great stuff. Happy they are exploring how detrimental the restrictions placed on both genders are.
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Like weird Craigslist ads but not following me on Instagram? That's a bad, bad idea. Almost as bad as this one:  
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Funny Gal, Writer, Social Media Evangelist
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  • Dazed and Convicted ( DazedandConvicted.com)
    Podcaster, present
  • Contractor | http://monicahamburg.wordpress.com/about/
    Social Media Evangelist, 2007 - present
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    Writer, 2007 - present
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Introduction

I use Google+ sporadically.  For (mostly) funniness, follow me on Twitter (@monicahamburg, @DazedConvicted), Facebook etc. (more such links below).

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Writer, Comedy Podcaster, Actor & Social Media Evangelist.

I am fascinated by weird and stupid things. And I love the internet. (These interests have some overlap.)

  • speak and consult about social media. I've contributed to a number of sites including “One Degree” and also blog about online marketing (although not as frequently as I do about the weird).   

+ I act and do voice-overs.

If you have any desire to learn any more about me the links below should illuminate :)

Bragging rights
"I see weird people"
Education
  • The Neighborhood Playhouse School of Theatre
    Acting, 1995 - 1996
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August 14
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Anne Lamott on how we keep ourselves small by people-pleasing, Walt Whit...
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Internet thief strikes sour note with local artist
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A Vancouver man is furious after his original songs he posted online were stolen and sold for profit.

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Actor Mark Ruffalo on his mother’s illegal abortion: ‘Shameful’ and ‘dem...
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Discover, search and find people on Google Plus. G+ Directory of users.

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iTunes - Podcasts - The S&M Rants by Shane Birley & Monica Hamburg
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Download past episodes or subscribe to future episodes for free from The S&M Rants by Shane Birley & Monica Hamburg on the iTunes St

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The fastest, most fun way to manage your email.

Dad's Love Letter to Gay Teenage Son Goes Viral
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A letter written from a dad to his gay son Nate is going viral on the Internet because of its simple, hopeful message of love.

Boxer combats cyberbullying by tracking down his Twitter bully
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Curtis Woodhouse didn't take kindly to some taunting tweets, so he went looking for the culprit.

7 Billion Means You Can Stop Asking When I'm Having A Baby
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Not long after I got married, I started getting asked The Question. Those of you who have encountered this question in its many forms know t

In defense of the pitbull
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Photo Flash: GHOST on Broadway's Stephen Carrasco Doodle Contest Entries!
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This spring, GHOST's Stephen Carrasco had new headshots taken and printed. Like any actor, he had tons of old headshots leftover. They're ev

Doug Stanhope - Stand-Up Comedian - Comedy Death Camp
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It is very easy for a comic - or anyone I guess - to get bogged down in hate and cynicism. ...

If You Respond Only to Ass-Hats, Your Life Will Soon Be Full of Ass-Hats
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