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Monica Hamburg
Works at Dazed and Convicted ( DazedandConvicted.com)
Attended The Neighborhood Playhouse School of Theatre
Lives in Toronto
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"You'd respect my boundaries: You wouldn't want to lose your freedom!"

This Craiglist ad reads: "Going to prison for a while, but wanna have fun first..."

**Live #Craigslost Show:**
With Jacob Balshin​, Suzan Mazur​ and Rodger Beck​!
#Toronto - Thurs, Oct 6, 8pm The Groove Bar & Grill​
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I'm so excited about this: I'm doing a live version of my Craigslost podcast on Thursday, October 6th at 8pm The Groove Bar & Grill (in Toronto) featuring hilarious comedians Jacob Balshin & Aliya Kanani!

For those of you who've been meaning to check out my performances, this is the thing to go to and the show I'd really appreciate your support on. There is no cover, just buy food/drinks to support the venue & donate some $ at the end of it, to support the performers.

Info at: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/live.html

#ComedyToronto #Comedy #ComedyTO #Craigslist #Craigslost #Funny 
"Craigslost" (From "Dazed and Convicted") Date: Thursday, October 6th, 2016 at 8pm Location: The Groove Bar & Grill, Toronto, 1952 Danforth Ave (Near Woodbine Station) Monica's got a Craigslist Craziness Extravaganza - with...
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125 - Macho HeeHeebre and Spa Perv
This episode contains fantastic Craigslist ads about: Relaxing in front of a perv, hiring an idiot to handle your successful career, teaching the art of macho laughing - and meeting the man of your dreams!  ------------------------------------------------...
This episode contains fantastic Craigslist ads about: Relaxing in front of a perv, hiring an idiot to handle your successful career, teaching the art of macho laughing - and meeting the man of your dreams! ------------------...
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Hi All: 
In addition to voice-over and acting work (which I am always in the market for :),  
I am also looking for remote, flexible work, contact or part-time. (Even some night shifts could work.) 
5-20 hours a week, or short-term contracts. (I live in Toronto, btw.)

Links and info are below.

-Briefly- 

Let me know about things you hear about.  Even odd jobs. I am pretty interested in a number of areas - the pay being good is essential. 

-About Me- 

I am very hardworking, organized and diligent. (My Linkedin has references, and I have others as well.)  I have a broad set of skills and experience (including: Training, presenting, hiring staff, research skills, great with people and technology, and I enjoy learning and do so quickly). 

I've done a slew of overlapping and varied things: Hosting panels and discussions at conferences, hosting events (I ran the popular tech event/meetup “Third Tuesday” in Vancouver for a few years), interviewing/hiring and training staff, speaking at conferences, social media consulting, training people on social media. And I do stand-up comedy - and murder mysteries - so I have a good sense of humor and I'm very good at thinking on the spot, interacting with people and adapting what I'm doing to the circumstances. 

I’m currently the manager for Western Canada for a snack food company (part-time, contract work) – but due to management changes at a higher level, the amount of work they’ve been giving me lately has been unreliable. 

Because I’m a performer, other work I do is to support myself so that I am able to do those creative things that don’t often pay. Which is why I need a flexible schedule/remote work.  

Let me know if you hear of any opportunities. And: Thank you! 

Voice-over site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com    

Resumes are here: http://bit.do/monicaresumeetc (My general resume is mostly focused on training – should you want something more focused to another field/direction, let me know.)  

Linkedin:  https://www.linkedin.com/in/monicahamburg
I'm a dynamic, trained and experienced actor.I've worked as a presenter so I can explain concepts clearly. I've voiced corporate videos, explainer
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123 - No Secret Secretions. And Taping That - Therapeutically
This episode: Get your secretions to work for you! Learn the secret seduction technique to get all the broken women your friends know! Plus: Connecticut People Problems ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------------...
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Here is a recent ad I did. See how non-cynical about the world I can sound!  

If you know anyone looking for voice-overs, let me know or tell them about me. 

I live in Toronto now – but can easily record from a studio here – so the company doesn’t have to be based in the same city I’m in (and, in fact, they generally haven’t been :) 

More info about me: 

Voice-over site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com

General: http://MonicaHamburg.com 
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Amused by strange online dating messages or Craigslist insanity? You can find those on my Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/monica.hamburg/ 
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Another bizarre #okCupid message exchange - made into video. https://youtu.be/IuqEcSwkMCE #onlinedatingfail
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126 - Prove Yourself for Perversity and Protect the Pomeranian Pawn
This time: Everyone is insane - including me! I tell you about an experience of mine that is just as strange as any Craigslist post. Plus: Amazing Craigslist oddities: Get a landlord with PTSD, prove you have sexy hands - with your face. And use your face t...
This time: Everyone is insane - including me! I tell you about an experience of mine that is just as strange as any Craigslist post. Plus: Amazing Craigslist oddities: Get a landlord with PTSD, prove you have sexy hands - wit...
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124 - Smugism and Show Your Friends Some Love
This episode: A tool that will help you be a tool, Craigslist ads about fetishes that are definitely not fetishes, roommates from that place that is hot sometimes but it's important not to judge, and a most flexible Airbnb guest. Plus: Flaunting your flute....
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NEW EPISODE: Get your secretions to work for you! Learn the secret seduction technique to get all the broken women your friends know! Plus: Connecticut People Problems

Soundcloud:  https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/episode-123-no-secret-secretions-and-taping-that-therapeutically?in=monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76

Site:  http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/2015/12/123-no-secret-secretions-and-taping.html

iTunes: :https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-craigslost/id436670413

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Part 2 of this fun interview I did. Apparently.. I can talk enough for 2 articles... 
Monica Hamburg is a performer who's done it all, from video game voiceovers to film to hosting the dark and deeply funny Dazed and Convicted: Craigslost podcast. There were too many fascinating stories to fit in just one post, so please enjoy the second half of our interview.
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Introduction

I use Google+ sporadically.  For (mostly) funniness, follow me on Twitter (@monicahamburg, @DazedConvicted), Facebook etc. (more such links below).

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Writer, Comedy Podcaster, Actor & Social Media Evangelist.

I am fascinated by weird and stupid things. And I love the internet. (These interests have some overlap.)

  • speak and consult about social media. I've contributed to a number of sites including “One Degree” and also blog about online marketing (although not as frequently as I do about the weird).   

+ I act and do voice-overs.

If you have any desire to learn any more about me the links below should illuminate :)

Bragging rights
"I see weird people"
Education
  • The Neighborhood Playhouse School of Theatre
    Acting, 1995 - 1996
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Female
Birthday
August 14
Work
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Funny Gal, Writer, Social Media Evangelist
Employment
  • Dazed and Convicted ( DazedandConvicted.com)
    Podcaster, present
  • Contractor | http://monicahamburg.wordpress.com/about/
    Social Media Evangelist, 2007 - present
  • Contractor
    Writer, 2007 - present
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Montreal - New York City - Vancouver
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