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Real estate is weird.
Real estate is weird.

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Listed: And on your right, more photos of not the home for sale.

Above: The primary listing photo for this $550,000 Philadelphia townhouse. That’s a nice picture and all, but where’s the actual home for sale? Nope, not here. But let’s have a closer look at the street art… There are 14 photos on this listing. A grand…

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Listed: Step Away From the Scanner

It’s hard to figure out exactly what happened here, but I’m pretty sure what we’re looking at are physical photo prints that were digitally scanned on a flatbed scanner. Then just straight up dumped on the MLS. No cropping, no rotating… Nothing. At 3…

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Listed: Dive Into This Glass and Steel Denver Mansion

That’s certainly an interesting piece of sculpture, and it appears a lot in this photo set. It seems odd that the listing photos would focus so much on a piece of art when the home itself is… well, have a look for yourself: Apparently burritos are good…

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Listed: Bro do you even loft?

Cool art, bro. Dig that all-black kitchen with the metal buck bust. I’m not sure if the bedroom is really that red. Might just be the photo processing. On the other hand… Obviously the bro that’s selling this loft is a fan of red.

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Listed: "Wildly creative" is one way to put it.

So much going on with this home. The foot shot is just the trip tip of the iceberg. The listing agent does a pretty good job of describing this place: Wildly creative spaces are throughout this masterpiece of a home built in 2013. “Bright textiles,…

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Listed: "The largest home ever listed in Albuqerque! [sic]"

When the nicest thing you can say about your listing is that it’s “The largest home ever listed in Albuqerque!” and you can’t even spell the city’s name correctly… Oh my. See if you can guess the year this place was built just by looking through these…

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Listed: "The Best Part of Detroit"

Oh yeah, I will definitely be going down that hallway. NOT. Here’s the entire listing description: AWESOME HOME IN THE BEST PART OF DETROIT I think the listing agent and I have very different definitions of “awesome home.” I also get the feeling that “the…

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Listed: Something Something Politics

Seems like with all the negative press around the “rebel flag” these days, you might not want to feature it prominently in the listing photos for your home. I guess things might be different when the home you’re selling is in Nashville, Tennessee. The…

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Listed: Island Living On The Cheap

This condo in Honolulu, Hawaii is just $28,000! According to the listing, it’s in a “great location.” Just one problem… Spacious storage room in great location, close to the entry door. Room for all of your lifestyle extras including golf clubs, Holiday…
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