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Ellen Wottrich
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Office Makeover (Again)
Hello, everyone! Welcome back to the blog. Sorry it's been so long. While I can't offer up any Whole 30-style hangry ranting (Currently sitting on my couch eating a box of Wheat Thins. They are delicious.), I can offer you before and after pictures of my of...

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Whole30, Days 26-30: But Wait, There's More!
Catch up on all the Whole30 posts by clicking here.   Hello, everyone. As I write this, it is Day 31: nine whole hours since Whole30 ended. Or rather, "ended." See, despite what the Whole30 name would suggest, Whole30 does not truly end after 30 days. Oh no...

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Whole30, Days 22, 23, 24, 25: Stockholm Syndrome
Catch up on all the Whole30 posts by  clicking here. Alright. I went a bit rogue in my last post. Blame it on the sugar cravings. But this time I'm back to normal! Pictures of food, a regular eating schedule, and my uncensored thoughts on this whole Whole30...

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Whole30, Days 16-21: Just Give Me Donuts
I've been putting off this post. Not because Kenny and I quit (somehow, ridiculously, we are still doing this), and not because I have gotten sick of the blog. No. I am just sick to death of food. I mean, we have had a few yummy things. For example, Kenny a...

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Whole30, Days 12, 13, 14, & 15: Why Am I Doing This To Myself
Catch up on all the Whole30 posts by clicking here. Before we get started here, let me apologize for yet another late post. It is now noon on Day 17, a full 36 hours after I should have published this blog post. While I would normally chalk this up to good ...

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Whole30, Days 8, 9, 10, & 11: Pan-Sear All the Things
I haven't blogged much in the past few days because, honestly, I think we might have turned a corner in Whole30. [Or rather, we found the corner, went back to Grumpytown on Thursday, and then returned in order to actually turn said corner on Friday.] But ev...

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Whole30 Days 6 & 7:I Just Want a Nap
You may be wondering why this post didn't go up yesterday. After all, today is Day 8, not Day 7. Well, friends, that because I wasn't sure there was going to be  a Day 8. Yesterday, I almost quit. Like, full blown, throw-all-this-damn-produce-in-the-trash...

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Whole30, Days 4 & 5: Kill All the Things
Catch up on all the Whole30 posts by clicking here.  According to the Whole30 book, days 4 and 5 were supposed to fill me with a grumpiness so strong, I would want to kill all the things. But, alas, I couldn't kill all the things because I was too busy slee...

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Whole30, Day 2 & 3: The Hangover
Tuesday  I woke up Tuesday morning feeling like death. Of course,  I expected this. Days 2 and 3 of Whole30 are titled, "The Hangover." To quote the book, "the amount of suck you experience in this phase is directly proportional to the amount of junk you co...

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Whole30, Day 1: No Big Deal/What Have I Done
Today, I started Whole30. Why, you ask? Because my mom did it. And because the Whole30 book has pretty pictures of food. And because I don't know how to make anything more elaborate than pasta and that seems like a crime. So today, at 6:15 am, I got up and ...
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