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Kyle Bishop
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Riding onward to glory.
Riding onward to glory.

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The whiteboard of homework is... empty? I FEEL ACCOMPLISHED.

a creamy elephant

You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.

Why can't I post strawberries on Google+? I can post pictures and videos of strawberries, and I can talk about strawberries, but I can't post actual strawberries GOOGLE FIX THIS

Not really in the mood for baseball right now.

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RELAX. DON'T DO IT.

That's so raven.

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