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Kwame Obimpe
Attended Kwame Nkrumah University of Science and Technology
Lives in Boston, MA
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"That's the last time I shave my asshole". Disturbing image, I know. Even more disturbing is that it was a text message sent by my sister. But given our unusually candid relationship, I'm only surprised that she didn't ask If...
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1. My girlfriend loves me, this I know. For her consistent menstrual cycle tells me so. 2. Ever fuck so many times in one day that you smell like sex for a week? 3. I bet if I introduced my grandpa to some prostitutes he ...
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The last time I had a good dream,… I can’t remember the last time I had a good dream. Yeah, it’s one of those days. I just woke up from a terrifying dream. The kind where you live through an entire lifetime of whatever brand ...
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Good friends are hard to come by. I'm not talking about friends who offer a shoulder to cry on, or invite you to family dinners, or hang out in the mall with you all day. I'm talking about the type of friend you share a homoe...
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Lazarus was faking. And Jesus was in on it. It’s very simple. The whole thing was an insurance scam. Lazarus pretends to be dead so his family can claim his life insurance. Then three days after, or however many days it was, ...
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There's a limit to how many hits a person can take before they give up. It is a finite number. Dust yourself up and try again is for people who haven't been hit hard enough or long enough. But you get used to the dust when yo...
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I recently discovered that I'm almost always disappointed when I meet new people. They are often not very bright or not very attractive. It might be callous of me to say this, but I have very little interest in a person who h...
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The last time I had a good dream,… I can’t remember the last time I had a good dream. Yeah, it’s one of those days. I just woke up from a terrifying dream. The kind where you live through an entire lifetime of whatever brand ...
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I can fold the shit out of a pillow case. I consider that one of my many useless talents. I can also juggle up to four balls. In other words, I'm a multitasking homosexual. Sorry, I couldn't help myself. Of all my useless tal...
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I sleep on the right side of my bed, always. The left side of the bed is occupied by my wireless mouse and its mousepad. I like it that way. There is a sense of order. I hate it when people visit. I have to move my mouse and ...
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1. You ever take a dump so dry that it literally dehydrates your butt hole? 2. Sex is good. More sex is gooder. 3. There's really no need to lie if you have the option of keeping your mouth shut. 4. "Go fuck yourself" is not ...
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  • Kwame Nkrumah University of Science and Technology
    2004 - 2009
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Ever The Same
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Why did the chicken cross the road? 
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I can juggle 3 knives for 3 seconds.
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