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Effi Mai (Femme Face)
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East London Blogger and tequila enthusiast.
East London Blogger and tequila enthusiast.

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Dressing for Wintery London
Winter is just a stupid time of year when it comes to deciding what to wear... Heat The Tube is a nightmare in the winter. It's a nightmare to navigate in most seasons but Winter is the worst because you step outside into the cold air all wrapped up cosily ...

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Find your London Christmas
Just a short post today and I will be back properly on my blog soon when work isn't taking up every second of my day. I barely have time to put Marmite on my crumpets. This map got sent through to me showing all the London Christmas places and I thought it ...

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The Weekend Plans
 This weekend is a time to drink. The rest of the month is a time to drink. Ditto year. Ditto the next four years while that homophobic cunttard dictates us all and some sort of hunger game situation begins. Until then here is my pick of the clubs this week...

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There's Always Time for Clubbing
There's been a lot of articles recently stating that millennials like yours truly don't like to go clubbing and prefer to stay home and chill. I think a healthy diet requires a good mixture of both so here are the top reasons why I LOVE TO GO CLUBBING. 1. T...

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WEAR AND WHERE: Breezy Fabreezy
Ebay red skirt and necklace Cropped Topshop jumper New look backpack and scarf Dorothy Perkins Jacket Hair will have to be up forever coz wind When you need clothes and your washing machine has broken you use a lot of Febreeze. Why is this my life.  Spent t...

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The Weekend Plans
I started my new job this week and the new motherfucking early hours are killing me. So this is weekend I will be having tequila on a drip, dance until I can't feel my legs, and then sleep for seven years. It's all about Saturday night this week. HER Autumn...

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How you know WINTER IS COMING
Winter is coming. It's a time where gingers rejoice but for most it's a depressing time of year when you have to put your suncream away and start wearing picnic blankets. These are the signs you know it's here. Well obviously, it's fucking freezing. Your fe...

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The Weekend Plans
It's fireworks weekend which for most people involves family time and joy and other such sickly merry things. I however hate fireworks and have never understood the point in them. Standing freezing cold eating apples and watching pretty lights has never app...

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Killing Time at Euston
Euston is not somewhere you'd usually travel to for a good time. It's usually the place you book your tickets through trainline, watch as it gets cancelled, and then sit on the floor eating chips like a defeated pigeon. But Euston has some good places if yo...

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DRINKING GAMES: Halloween
 We do tend to go out for Halloween but then I feel it's always good to have a party as well. Even if it's just a few of you casually hanging out and then casually puking up into a pumpkin. These are my favourite Halloween drinking games to play. I would us...
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