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Melisa Beliwicz
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Attended Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
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Banks make me wanna day drink 
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My wife and I were both once couriers.  One day, just around noon, she got a parcel to deliver to the head office of one of the major banks which turned out to be for a meeting of the board of directors.  Despite it being booked as a direct service dispatch had diverted her to another pickup en route, which is pretty common.  As a result it was a touch outside the SLA.

When she got there one of them complained about the lateness.  Quick as you like she apologised and explained that she'd had to go to the bank on the way and the queue was pretty long.  Now, could you sign here, please?

Dirty look from the complainant and a small round of chortles from the table. She bounced for a week :)

TL:DR told a big bank's directors to go fuck themselves. Got a laugh!
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Sharing because while scrolling through I though this was a pic of Al Borland from Tool Time
 
So that thing I've been working really hard on and stressing about for months? Yeah, I'm making a show about RPGs with Wil Wheaton. It's going to feature my Fantasy AGE RPG and a setting we've created for the show and beyond. Nicole and I have been in LA all week for the filming and today is the last day. Many more details to come! 
Earlier this week, Wil introduced us to the actors that would be part of the RPG Show from the set and now we have even MORE details to share with you...including...THE TITLE! And now. The title. Of the RPG Show. is...........  TITANSGRAVE: THE ASHES OF VALKANA A blend of sci-fi and fantasy, the game will be played using Fantasy AGE, the latest iteration of the Adventure Game Engine by Green Ronin Publishing. A Titansgrave book will be coming you...
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Holy crap this is awesome!
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I am sure I have shared this before but with summer around the corner I am sharing it again.
It is the season where we will be flooded with body shaming ads telling us to get ready for Bathing suit season.
I am currently sitting at my all time heaviest (other than when growing another human being) and will continue to wear 2 piece bathing suits because I hate the wedgie I get from a one piece.
I have a body and it is ready for he sunshine whether other people like how it looks or not
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::insert inappropriate oggling here::
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LOVE IT 
 
interesting.
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And women too.....
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It feels a little dommsdayish but also makes some good points 
Grass grows up around the windows of an abandoned restaurant in Cape Tormentine, New Brunswick. Before the construction of the Confederation Bridge Cape Tormentine was home to a major ferry terminal that connected Prince Edward Island with the mainland. (Nathan Rochford For the Globe and Mail) ...
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Well that was enlightening.
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So I am at work last night and there is a note that I need to make sweets for the board of directors meetings. 

I decide to make nanimo bars and have the bottoms all made and am working on the custard when I realize the custard powder has gone bad. 

I throw out the custard and and start mixing a bunch of stuff together to make some sort of filling for the bars I started. 

I get them all made and they taste amazing. I turn to the lady I am working with and and I'm like "crap what am I gonna call these. I can't label them as Nanimo bars because they most definitely are not."

She tells me "You created them you get to name them"

"Jefferson Starships"

That's right. This evening the board of directors will be discussing important issues while munching on a hybrid dessert I named Jefferson Starships. 
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I have to get the bottom crust recipe from work and then MAYBE 

Problem is I don't measure when I cook so ...
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Taken at the university where I met +Will Beliwicz . 

This is why Memorial is awesome 
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It all comes down to aim.
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So this AM while I am waiting for Galactus to be picked up I decided to watch Armageddon 

Worst Idea ever. Turns out 15+ years later I still start crying 55 mins in and don't stop until it is over. Everytime I start to calm the fuck down they make me start all over again.

EVERY GOD DAMN TIME!! 
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Now Indiana I wait for a restaurant to open that will only serve women if they are clad in a burka. 

I am also waiting for an Atheist only cafe and a high end daycare that turns away any and all children of christian families. 

After that I want a nightclub exclusively for black people.

If I had money Straight white Christians would have a hard time doing ANYTHING fun. Not because I have anything against them but because hey are the only voice the gov listens to so the way to repeal this is by making them mad as hell 
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It's everything wrong with the big 3 religions, and why they need to be firmly kicked out of the public sphere. 

You want to only serve Christians? Work out of your church. Once you open a store on Main Street, everyone will have access to it and you refusing service to them because of your own narrow ideological beliefs is discrimination

Same as refusing to serve to women, blacks, asians, bisexuals, the disabled, etc. 
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OMG way too much excitement just happened right here 
Legendary rockers Van Halen will bring their tour to the Bangor waterfront this summer!
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Nice! Hope you make it!
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  • Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
    Dark arts, 1997 - 2000
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Bibliophile fangirl with an unreasonable Mark Sheppard obsession 

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  • Umbrella Corporation
    PR, 2001 - present
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