Profile

Cover photo
Melisa Beliwicz
Works at Umbrella Corporation
Attended Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Lived in St Stephen NB
6,378 followers|1,080,978 views
AboutPostsPhotos

Stream

Melisa Beliwicz

Shared publicly  - 
 
I am sure I have shared this before but with summer around the corner I am sharing it again.
It is the season where we will be flooded with body shaming ads telling us to get ready for Bathing suit season.
I am currently sitting at my all time heaviest (other than when growing another human being) and will continue to wear 2 piece bathing suits because I hate the wedgie I get from a one piece.
I have a body and it is ready for he sunshine whether other people like how it looks or not
7
3
Jeff Stoner's profile photoChristopher Ruthenbeck's profile photoAnaala Richardson's profile photoJohn Hummel's profile photo
4 comments
 
Salute, infuckingdeed!
Add a comment...

Melisa Beliwicz

Shared publicly  - 
 
LOVE IT 
 
interesting.
(not my photo)
1 comment on original post
18
1
Rob Pearson's profile photoOmar “O” A. A.'s profile photoLarry Stewart's profile photo
2 comments
 
And women too.....
Add a comment...

Melisa Beliwicz

Shared publicly  - 
 
It feels a little dommsdayish but also makes some good points 
Grass grows up around the windows of an abandoned restaurant in Cape Tormentine, New Brunswick. Before the construction of the Confederation Bridge Cape Tormentine was home to a major ferry terminal that connected Prince Edward Island with the mainland. (Nathan Rochford For the Globe and Mail) ...
2
Anaala Richardson's profile photo
 
Well that was enlightening.
Add a comment...

Melisa Beliwicz

Shared publicly  - 
 
need to show this to monster 
And then set a strict slinky budget
 
 
NO! Do you SLINKY?
) ) ) ) )))))) ) ) ) )))))))
View original post
2
Add a comment...

Melisa Beliwicz

Shared publicly  - 
 
this made me LOL 

ht +Wolf Revels 
 
If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don't deny it.  One, because there will always be people who think it's true, and two, because that dumbs boy just handed you the power to say ANYTHING YOU WANT ABOUT WHAT HE'S LIKE IN BED, AND PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE IT.  Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms.  Say he couldn't get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial.  THE POWER IS YOURS.

--moriatystayingalive
34 comments on original post
16
Joe Gross's profile photoCharles Moore's profile photoOmar “O” A. A.'s profile photo
3 comments
Add a comment...
Have her in circles
6,378 people
Chakravarti T.'s profile photo
Abdul Rasool's profile photo
Mark Koenig's profile photo
Jinath Premaratne's profile photo
Oscar Roberto Garcia Sabillon's profile photo
Adam Boenig's profile photo
victoria kelsey's profile photo
Jory Fisher's profile photo
Helen White's profile photo

Melisa Beliwicz

Shared publicly  - 
 
So this AM while I am waiting for Galactus to be picked up I decided to watch Armageddon 

Worst Idea ever. Turns out 15+ years later I still start crying 55 mins in and don't stop until it is over. Everytime I start to calm the fuck down they make me start all over again.

EVERY GOD DAMN TIME!! 
4
Peter Billing's profile photoAnaala Richardson's profile photo
2 comments
 
Yeah this movie was a tear wringer alright >_<
Add a comment...

Melisa Beliwicz

Shared publicly  - 
 
Now Indiana I wait for a restaurant to open that will only serve women if they are clad in a burka. 

I am also waiting for an Atheist only cafe and a high end daycare that turns away any and all children of christian families. 

After that I want a nightclub exclusively for black people.

If I had money Straight white Christians would have a hard time doing ANYTHING fun. Not because I have anything against them but because hey are the only voice the gov listens to so the way to repeal this is by making them mad as hell 
12
Larry Stewart's profile photoMelisa Beliwicz's profile photoCharles Moore's profile photoSylvain G's profile photo
8 comments
 
It's everything wrong with the big 3 religions, and why they need to be firmly kicked out of the public sphere. 

You want to only serve Christians? Work out of your church. Once you open a store on Main Street, everyone will have access to it and you refusing service to them because of your own narrow ideological beliefs is discrimination

Same as refusing to serve to women, blacks, asians, bisexuals, the disabled, etc. 
Add a comment...

Melisa Beliwicz

Shared publicly  - 
 
OMG way too much excitement just happened right here 
Legendary rockers Van Halen will bring their tour to the Bangor waterfront this summer!
1
Melisa Beliwicz's profile photoBen Zaitz's profile photo
4 comments
 
Nice! Hope you make it!
Add a comment...

Melisa Beliwicz

Shared publicly  - 
 
So I am bored and social media is boring me. 

What are your favorite sites to kill my time and motivation

If it is soul sucking you get bonus points
2
Evan "Skwid" Langlinais's profile photoRob Pearson's profile photoDavid B's profile photoPeter Billing's profile photo
7 comments
 
Definitely buzzfeed.  If by chance there is anything left The Sims Freeplay will suck any remaining life from your very bones.
Add a comment...

Melisa Beliwicz

Shared publicly  - 
 
freaking love this song 
1
Laura Dochtermann's profile photo
 
Me too!
Add a comment...

Melisa Beliwicz

Shared publicly  - 
 
I am not one of those people who hate winter in general but I am SO ready for it to be over 
"You can shove your $%&*#@$ winter up your @#$" New Brunswick performer Gary Stackhouse nails how we all feel about winter in February. Check out more...
3
1
Steve Kilbride's profile photo
Add a comment...

Melisa Beliwicz

Shared publicly  - 
 
SO crowd sourcing a playlist for St Patricks day mayhem

What are your favorite drinking songs?
1
Melisa Beliwicz's profile photoBill Collins's profile photoClinton Hammond's profile photoChewy Thomson's profile photo
15 comments
 
+Melisa Beliwicz I know it's now over but Spirit of the West's "Home For a Rest" is a song that gets played at virtually every Canadian wedding and it's pretty lively and in the same vein as this song. Queue it up next year.
Add a comment...
People
Have her in circles
6,378 people
Chakravarti T.'s profile photo
Abdul Rasool's profile photo
Mark Koenig's profile photo
Jinath Premaratne's profile photo
Oscar Roberto Garcia Sabillon's profile photo
Adam Boenig's profile photo
victoria kelsey's profile photo
Jory Fisher's profile photo
Helen White's profile photo
Education
  • Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
    Dark arts, 1997 - 2000
Basic Information
Gender
Female
Looking for
Friends
Relationship
Married
Other names
Melisa Stewart
Story
Tagline
You do want to conspire don't you?
Introduction
Bibliophile fangirl with an unreasonable Mark Sheppard obsession 

Aspiring author

your future overlord 
Bragging rights
counted to infinity twice
Work
Employment
  • Umbrella Corporation
    PR, 2001 - present
Places
Map of the places this user has livedMap of the places this user has livedMap of the places this user has lived
Previously
St Stephen NB - St John's NL