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Kenneth Versaw
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I think I may be a robot

I just figured out how to eliminate hunger and homelessness. I call it the "Eat the Homeless" initiative. PM me for more information.

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Stuff overheard at a Goldman Sachs elevator.

A few of my favs:

Can we please stop calling them ‘hipsters’ and go back to calling them ‘pussies?’

If you can only be good at one thing, be good at lying… because if you’re good at lying, you’re good at everything.

I never give money to homeless people. I can’t reward failure in good conscience.

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