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Jeffery Shellenbarger
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Finger-Licking God
The weary traveler pulls into the cracked and craggeled grounds of the Colonel’s temple of sacrifice. Peckish, perhaps even famined, he lowers the glass barrier of the vehicle door to beg to the electric gods. Pictographs depicting desecrated corpses of fow...

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New blog name and format! I now cover more than just the Bing Bong Show.

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Haha, yes!

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The new one's out!

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Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
Tartar control cavity control control over your whole damn mouth. Why does toothpaste have to be THIS difficult? It’s all just mint-flavored fluoride in a tube, right? Oh. I’m sorry. This one’s “herbal mint”. What exactly does that mean? Am I going to get g...

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5 Things You Won't Believe You Are Doing Wrong
1. Eating Pasta You probably eat pasta with a fork, right? Well, YOU’RE WRONG! Pasta is actually meant to be eaten with your toes. That’s right, according to Dominic Pastarelli—the 12th century Italian monk who invented what we now know as “pasta”—the gunk ...

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