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Ch. 3

Kylen took off his bloody police outfit and threw it into the trash.  Then, he sprinted towards the wreckage where Sam lay, only his head peeking out of the remnants of the windows.  Out of his pants Kylen took out a small canister of yellow liquid, broke off the lid, stuck it into Sam's mouth, and squeezed.  When the bottle emptied, he took it out of Sam's mouth and waited, watching, breath just a tiny bit heavy.  Suddenly the head shuddered and the eyes opened.

"Thanks for the apple juice man," said Sam.  "Now get me outta here."

Just a few minutes later Ms. Kelly and Mrs. Jasper walked down the same avenue and saw Brendan's carcass lying on the street.  The social studies teacher was so overjoyed to see Brendan dead that she had a heart attack and died right next to Brendan.  Mrs. Jasper, meanwhile, wrote Brendan up for trying to skip class by pretending to be dead.  Then, she took out the MATHCOUNTS sprint round answer key and started checking +Michael Liu's paper.  29 out of 30, she wrote, and then another note, Ms. Killy (no +Tom Ling that's not a spelling error).
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Ch.2

"What the he** do you think you're doing!" yelled Brendan.
"Noob," said +Kylen Bao.  He pulled the trigger.

"Why do pieces of broken skull always get jammed up my nose when I shoot somebody in the head?" wondered Kylen.
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"Yo mada, yo fada, and yo uncle sister monkey anaconda's BAAAAAAAAAAABBBY!"
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What she said. ^^^
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If you were a supercar, what would you be?  
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Ford GT 500
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The world's first electric supercar...and made by who else?
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Cool song, very cool album!
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Ch. 1

+Samuel Chen  ran out of the alleyway and took a sharp left onto the avenue.  Using his elbow, he smashed open the window of a sedan.  Disregarding the broken glass, he hampered into the driver's seat through the chipped remains of the window.  From his pocket he produced a small plastic cylinder with a metal tip and a button on the other end.  He rammed the tip into the car's keyhole (+Ranen Miao no perverted-ness intended) and pressed the button.  Instantly 300 volts surged through the wirings of the car and the engine reluctantly came to life.  He grabbed the shift, put it into drive, and stepped on the gas.  Just then the two policemen chasing him appeared out of the alleyway.  Without even a warning for Sam to stop, the men pulled two pistols out of their belts and opened fire.
The sedan shot forward but the bullets came faster.  The rear-left window shattered, along with another bullet hole in the door.  Two more came through the opening in the window - one grazed the arch of his nose and belted out the driver's side window.  The other jammed into Sam's elbow, snapping a tendon in half and shattering the joint.  Sam let go of the steering wheel in the sudden disturbance coming from his right arm.  The car, without its "owner", volleyed around the street before it careened and rolled over after ramming into a building.

"Stupid a**," said +Brendan Tang as he put the pistol back into his pocket.  

"No man, you're the stupid a**," said the other policeman as he put the pistol up to Brendan's head.
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+Samuel Chen just wait u'll find out what's going on
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+Molly Zhao First of all, no one likes a snitch, secondly, your grammar is terrible just like your fugly face and the period youre having right now, and last, hearing you talk makes me have a headache so theres no way you can even smell me
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Currently the fastest car in the world.
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Well, you have to admit, Koenigsegg is a great auto production company.
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