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John Jamele
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Two points about this iPhone x "Color Flood" ad
1.  It's an iPhone commercial.  In other words, Much Ado About Nothing and just another sad attempt to get people who already own a perfectly good iPhone to shell out a thousand dollars to "upgrade" it Because Hey It's Just Money Burning a Hole in my Pocket...

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Wait....what?
So if you are so burned out on life that you can't be bothered to notice that your grandchild has opened up a box of something and is spilling it all over the place, the smart thing to do is book a flight to a vineyard where you can get drunk and ignore the...
Wait....what?
Wait....what?
thecommercialcurmudgeon.com

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But those people at Liberty Tax never told me nothing about this
I'm a little concerned about an adult with at least one dependent child who is not aware that child care costs are deductable.  Not for this guy's wallet, but for that child.  Because I don't have any kids, but because I've filled out tax forms before I'm a...

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Who really needs to "be prepared," TruStage?
If I were to suddenly die, all my problems would be instantly solved.  What calls do I have to make, what papers do I have to sign, before I die?  Oh, none?  Then what do I have to worry about? I'm not the one who is supposed to "be prepared."  This commerc...

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Oh Oh Oh it's ear-bleeding crap from Once Weekly Ozempic
The only thing more cringe-worthy than this monstrously stupid ad is the series of comments that follow it on YouTube.  Seriously, they basically come down to this: Several people simply quote the lyrics.  And others give those people thumbs-up for their "c...

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This Amazon Customer Review was rejected. Somebody please explain why.
Thank you for submitting a customer review. Thank you for submitting a customer review on Amazon. After carefully reviewing your submission, your review could not be posted to the website. While we appreciate your time and comments, reviews must adhere to t...

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Less than two weeks in, Pepsi gives us 2019's Dumbest Commercial
Or at least the laziest.  Maybe I should have said "laziest."  Because there's no way it could possibly get lazier than this. "They could win with a field goal....they're going to try to ice the kicker..." you know what, I'm not going to even get into the d...

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4imprint- because people really care about the quality of giveaway crap
When we are introduced to the character of Ernie Capadino (played by Jon Lovitz)  in the film A League of Their Own, he's sitting next to a salesman on a train.  The salesman is gushing with incredible enthusiasm about how he's traveling around the country ...

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In Xfinity land, Electronic Babysitters are the most awesome of all
Eventually, this kid will get hungry and discover that mommy and daddy abandoned her to her children and her bestest electronic friend to go spend the holidays in Aruba.  Seriously, what the hell is going on here?  Someone just handed this kid a very expens...

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Seriously, though- someone explain this State Farm ad to me
The guy in this ad is dreaming of the "perfect life" which could be protected by State Farm Insurance- he imagines his wife making lawn sculptures, his son (or somebody, I don't know- that part where he nods at dad creeps me out too much for some reason) ab...
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